Saturday Dog Blog 12/20/14

We’re calling this sequence of photos “The Bedtime Predicament.”

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How will I solve this quandary?   Read the rest of this entry

Hollywood is like the Aunt who keeps giving you stuff you don’t want

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Disney releases concept art for their live action adaptation of their animated Jungle Book feature.  Wrap your head around that one. Read the rest of this entry

Moonlight and Mistletoe (movie review)


Hey! That’s not what Candace Cameron looked like at that age! Boo! Boo, I say! Booooooo!

Rarely will one come upon a movie as flawed as Moonlight and Mistletoe. My mom, who is a generous audience, would even be yelling, “Oh, come on!” at the TV. I know that’s not an especially helpful analogy for you since you don’t know my mom, so let me put it this way: this movie sucks. Read the rest of this entry

Christmas Do Over (quick movie review)

Jay Mohr is one of those actors that I love (mostly because of Jane Austen’s Mafia!), but he seems to be doing a straight up Adam Sandler impression in Christmas Do Over. (KInda the way he does an Al Pacino impression in Mafia.) Read the rest of this entry

Finding Mrs. Claus (quick movie review)

Can you handle the combined star power of Mira Sorvino and Laura Vandervoort? Yeah, I thought not. Or rather, you shouldn’t try. Because this movie stinks. Read the rest of this entry

Snow (movie review)

Snow is an ABC original from 2004. This review is one of those cases where I remember what my mom taught me (“Wash your hands before you eat.” No, not that one. “If you two don’t pop out a grandchild for me, I’m going to freak right the funk out!” No – oh, this one: “If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all.”), but sometimes, you have to defy your mother to honor her. I can’t let her watch this movie without fair (and thorough) warning. Read the rest of this entry

The Nine Lives of Christmas (movie review)

The Nine Lives of Christmas is 2014’s new hotness from the Hallmark Channel. It’s… you know, a Hallmark Channel Christmas movie. Read the rest of this entry

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