“12 Angry Men Inside Amy Schumer” tv review


“12 Angry Men Inside Amy Schumer” is the third episode from season three of Inside Amy Schumer and it’s one of the most effective parodies I’ve ever seen.  Read the rest of this entry

The Visit and JOY (Baffling Movie Trailers)


For good or ill, movie trailers can be baffling.  Today, we have an example of both!  Also on today’s installment of Baffling Movie Trailers – a gif that sums up my general reaction to seeing a film is in any way associated with M. Night Shyamalan.  Read the rest of this entry

Ant-Man quick movie review


Marvel’s Ant-Man is the latest installment (by my count, this is the 11th movie in the franchise) in their Cinematic Universe and is currently soaking up all of the box office money.  Isn’t it amazing that Marvel has just released a movie starring one of its lesser known protagonists and yet it’s still debatable whether or not DC Comics can even get their franchise off the ground?  I digress… frankly, Ant-Man is business as usual (more than usual, actually), but that doesn’t mean it’s not good fun.  Read the rest of this entry

Official Response to Donald Trump’s Presidential Run


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I really thought Donald Trump was just wandering around (pre announcement) to make sure we hadn’t forgotten about him in an effort to drum up promotion for the next season of The Apprentice, but no – he’s actually trying to win the Republican nomination for president. Read the rest of this entry

Photos from the Bathroom (don’t get too excited)


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(FUN FACT:  This is the only post I’ve titled with a pervert disclaimer.)

You never know what you’re going to find in a public bathroom.  Hopefully, it’s awesome graffiti…  but not today.  Read the rest of this entry

Jupiter Ascending movie review


For a movie called Jupiter Ascending, there sure are a lot of scenes where Jupiter (played by the talented but miscast Mila Kunis) is falling.  That’s a fairly decent metaphor for this movie.   Here are three points on this failed attempt to start a franchise. Read the rest of this entry

Jurassic World quick movie review


It’s the fourth movie in the Jurassic Park franchise, so I don’t have a ton to say, so let’s do this Quick Movie Review style.  Jurassic World certainly isn’t the worst flick in the franchise, nor is it the best… for me, it simply exists.  Read the rest of this entry

Official Rorschach Test


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Here it is; the official CreativeJamie.com rorschach test!  We will only accept two possible answers…  Read the rest of this entry

Seats at Newark Airport Terminal C – so much room!


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If these seats (found at Newark Airport in Terminal C) don’t look close together, then just give this a try.  Take took chairs, have them face each other and then stand in between them to approximate the same space you see here between my legs and the cushions.  Then ask two people to sit down in the chairs.  Sound fun?  IT’S NOT.

Jamie Insalaco’s Why Did You Get Married?


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Seriously, Universe, if I see one more of these stupid “I’m a guy and marriage is oppressive” or “I made a huge mistake because the single life is the greatest” things out there, I’m gonna start getting in people’s faces about it.   Or I am.  Now.  With help from Captain America! Read the rest of this entry

Merica! Moment – 7/17/15


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As per Engadget, the 2016 Toyota Tacoma comes with a GoPro mount.  Standard.  Because America, baby.  MERICA!  I’m sure it’s nice to have an integrated GoPro mount for the enthusiast, but these mounts cost between $10 and $75 dollars at the consumer purchasing level, so it’s not as if Toyota is cutting off a leg for its customers.  This is like when we bought our last car and they wanted and extra $1200 for floor mats, cruise control and the integrated phone system (great floor mats cost sixty bucks, aftermarket cruise control costs $300 and my phone already does that because it’s not the past).

MERICA!

Pop Quiz Hot Shot: Bat Nipples tv review


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Doug Walker (AKA the Nostalgia Critic) hosts the second episode of Channel Awesome’s new game show, Pop Quiz Hot Shot – and it’s not awesome.  Here’s the deal.  Read the rest of this entry

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