The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel stars Richard Gere, Judi Dench, Maggie Smith, Dev Patel, Bill Nighy and blah blah blah, fart fart fart. I hope you like watching these actors perform, because this movie has little else to offer. Read the rest of this entry
To My Fellow Dog Lovers,
You own a dog and therefore you’re great! If you adopted a dog instead of buying one, you’re AWESOME! Hopefully, you’re doing everything right when it comes to caring for your dog and interacting with the community… but in case you’re not, here are 5 tips for dog owners when you’re out and about. Read the rest of this entry
“You couldn’t fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had a electrified fooling machine!”
Conny is unaware of the cold – I know as a Siberian Husky he’s built for it, but he just wants to sleep outside. Sometimes he sleeps in the snow. I understand that’s what the dogs do on the trail when they’re sledding, but it’s just hard to fathom. I can’t stand to be outside for more than a few minutes in this weather! He laughs at eight degrees. As for me, I make him bring his white @ss back in the house! “Sorry we inconvenience you with our heat and our shelter and modern living!” I tell him, but he just looks at me like I’m a moron.
He’s not wrong.
When I was a wee lad, episodes of the Simpsons that took place in the future had far off, impossible sounding dates… like 2010. Five. Years. Ago. It’s almost more than I can bear. Read the rest of this entry
We got some of those temporary Rubbermaid storage containers, which we’ve had good experiences with in the past, but this time, it cracked the first time we tried to put the lid on. Hence, Rubbermaid is now on my Enemy List, which is in no way affiliated with or inspired by Homer’s Revenge List in any way. I don’t know why I even brought it up.
Here is just the latest in sleeping photos of Rocky that require me to crop his junk out of the frame. Such is a dog’s life.
Incidentally, "Mother Simpson" remains one of my favorite one shot characters. Lots of great jokes in that episode.