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The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel quick movie review

The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel stars Richard Gere, Judi Dench, Maggie Smith, Dev Patel, Bill Nighy and blah blah blah, fart fart fart.  I hope you like watching these actors perform, because this movie has little else to offer.  Read the rest of this entry

5 Things Dog Owners Are Doing Wrong On Walks

dogs in the snow

To My Fellow Dog Lovers,


You own a dog and therefore you’re great!  If you adopted a dog instead of buying one, you’re AWESOME!  Hopefully, you’re doing everything right when it comes to caring for your dog and interacting with the community…  but in case you’re not, here are 5 tips for dog owners when you’re out and about.  Read the rest of this entry

“A Star Is Burns” – The Simpsons Season 6 episode review

I generally glance over episodes of The Simpsons when I talk about each season, but in the case of the season 6 episode “A Star Is Burns,” I feel that further study is warranted.  Springfield’s film festival has so much to offer!  Read the rest of this entry

“You couldn’t fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had a electrified fooling machine!”


A PSA FROM  On this April Fools Day, remember – we’re not funny the rest of the year, so there’s no reason to start today.  Take it from The Simpsons and remember that pranks are dangerous!  Read the rest of this entry

Ranking The Simpsons Season 8 – a review

There are some amazing gems in the 8th season of The Simpsons – the Mr. Sparkle episode is obviously a fan favorite, but that barely scratches the surface.   Read the rest of this entry

Ranking all 25 Episodes of The Simpsons Season 7

For me, episodes of The Simpsons Season 7 fall into two categories:  classic or not.  There ain’t no third direction.  Read the rest of this entry

Can’t Talk – Sleeping (dog blog)


Photo by Dr. MyFiancee

Conny is unaware of the cold – I know as a Siberian Husky he’s built for it, but he just wants to sleep outside.  Sometimes he sleeps in the snow.  I understand that’s what the dogs do on the trail when they’re sledding, but it’s just hard to fathom.  I can’t stand to be outside for more than a few minutes in this weather!  He laughs at eight degrees.  As for me, I make him bring his white @ss back in the house!  “Sorry we inconvenience you with our heat and our shelter and modern living!” I tell him, but he just looks at me like I’m a moron.

He’s not wrong.

The Simpsons has been on for a long time…


When I was a wee lad, episodes of the Simpsons that took place in the future had far off, impossible sounding dates… like 2010.  Five.  Years.  Ago.  It’s almost more than I can bear.  Read the rest of this entry

“All right, Rubbermaid; you just made THE LIST!”


We got some of those temporary Rubbermaid storage containers, which we’ve had good experiences with in the past, but this time, it cracked the first time we tried to put the lid on.  Hence, Rubbermaid is now on my Enemy List, which is in no way affiliated with or inspired by Homer’s Revenge List in any way.  I don’t know why I even brought it up.

"Can't reminisce, sleeping."

Here is just the latest in sleeping photos of Rocky that require me to crop his junk out of the frame. Such is a dog’s life.

Incidentally, "Mother Simpson" remains one of my favorite one shot characters. Lots of great jokes in that episode.

Even cartoon characters look weird when you pause them on DVR (The Simpsons edition)

I’m sorry this had to happen to you, Marge.

I also like that Lisa is eating something different than everyone else as she’s a vegetarian. I do wonder why Marge’s french fry box is a different color than Bart’s, but I’m even more mystified that Homer doesn’t have any fries at all.

Watching The Simpsons, marathon: "Lemon of Troy" and "The Springfield Connection"

I haven’t had much time for The Simpsons, marathon, but I did catch "Lemon of Troy" and "The Springfield Connection," both from Season 6. I’ve seen both of these episodes many times before yet somehow, I caught a few things I’d never noticed before. Read the rest of this entry

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