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Breaking News: Cats Insist They Both Fit In Perch

We have more than one cat tree, but they’re brothers. They stick together.

Or they’re cold.

Or both.

I don’t know much about cats, but they’re cute, and that’s good enough for me!

You’ve never seen graffiti like THIS before

I’ve seen a lot of graffiti in my time wandering the Earth. There’s the artisanal masters who deliver their gifts to us for free via spray paint or marker, the “for a good time call” traditionalists, but now I’ve come across an entirely new genre: the Jack Handy Deep Thoughts omagers. I didn’t see this coming. Man, this person really hates summer – or at least humidity. Good to know.

Please resume your lives.

PS: I think this is my best click bait title EVER.

Lowe’s uses cutting edge software in cash registers

I kid Lowe’s, I kid!

But seriously, Windows stopped supporting XP in 2009. The last service pack came out the year before. More importantly, this particular Lowe’s didn’t exist back then.

So… Yeah. Starting to figure out the problem with the self checkout system. Of course, I’m sure checkout programs are fairly simple and businesses shouldn’t (and won’t) spend money fixing things that don’t need fixing.  On the other hand, when your self checkout is closed because your decade old software is spinning the entire time I was in the checkout area… might be a problem.

My dog is snuggly

Siberian husky dog

Those are my legs he’s snuggled against. Can you blame him? I’m the alpha, but he’s the handsome one.

Pumpkins from Outer Space (photo)

weird-pumpkins

Some of these pumpkins are freaking me out.  Those two in the back (and one in the front) literally make me want to barf.  Also, some of the pumpkins are green – that’s just wrong.

I can has Honda?

i-can-has-civic

Because it’s not enough that they install faulty airbags in cars and then make you wait a few months to get the repair done – they need to park your car from whence it cannot be retrieved.  That was a nice touch. Read the rest of this entry

I Can Has Cheezburger? All Pet Edition

Find out which of my pets can, in fact, has cheezburger.  Read the rest of this entry

Observations in Pictures 8/11/15

question-mark-cloud

Beyond this Question Mark Cloud looking photo (which always reminds me of this), this post could alternatively be titled, “Merchants sell the darndest things,” because that’s what we’ve really got going.  (Also, if you can’t see the cloud int he question mark… I hear ya.  I might be stretching my visual interpretation a bit…)  Anyway, the comedy is coming, I swear! Read the rest of this entry

We Accidently Went to a Bernie Sanders Rally

Bernie Sanders Rally 3

This is my surprised face – or, watch me #feelthebern.

Dr. MyFiancee and I were downtown, chilling before the Toad the Wet Sprocket show started, wandered into a bar and BOOM!  Political rally.   Didn’t see that coming.  Read the rest of this entry

Toad the Wet Sprocket at Irving Plaza (Wed Jul 29, 2015)

Toad the Wet Sprocket at Irving Plaza on Wed Jul 29, 2015

“All I want, is some sharper focus, to see the band, because it’s blurry…”

It was (for me) the 90s again last night at Irving Plaza for an hour or so as Dr. MyFiancee took me to hear Toad the Wet Sprocket drop their brand of alternative rock here in New York City.  My phone’s camera would not cooperate (selective focus), but I kinda like the pics anyway.  Read the rest of this entry

Photos from the Bathroom (don’t get too excited)

toilet-seat-cover

(FUN FACT:  This is the only post I’ve titled with a pervert disclaimer.)

You never know what you’re going to find in a public bathroom.  Hopefully, it’s awesome graffiti…  but not today.  Read the rest of this entry

Official Rorschach Test

rorschach-test

Here it is; the official CreativeJamie.com rorschach test!  We will only accept two possible answers…  Read the rest of this entry

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