It’s totally different than coming to the website! Because… I dunno. Non Sequiturs! The website itself could never contain a photo of soy milk with such a prognosticate expiration date!
But, maybe my twitter feed has half as many exclamation points than a post on this site that is the mother ship?
Anyway, consider following me on Twitter and witnessing my ascent to godhood… or imminent death!
Or, more likely, something like, “Did you ever notice that sporks aren’t very good forks? They’re more like pointy spoons.”