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Bad Day at Work? Use the Lloyd Bridges Method of Coping (Airplane!)

1980’s Airplane! is easily the best parody/comedy film of all time. Lloyd Bridges plays McCroskey, the air traffic controller who must manage the crisis on board the airplane from the ground. As the tension mounts, so does McCroskey’s stress levels. Each time he names a vice, the vice get’s worse. Read the rest of this entry

Hand Dryer Humor

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Somebody knocked it out of the park – or should I say – mocked it out of the park? But yeah – well done, some guy in the movie theater bathroom.  This is the best graffiti ever.

The hippest curb your dog sign around

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What else can you say? That’s the best curb your dog sign I’ve ever seen. Curb em and scoop it.  Boro ord 789.  Seven ate Nine?  Better than eating dog poop, I guess…

Carpet and Drapes

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I know – an old, tasteless joke.  But that’s me!

The worst April Fools Day joke ever, courtesy of Wii Fit

It’s still too cold (for me) to run outside.  I just want to run.  Please, Wii Fit, just let me run!  But noooo, the Balance Board has to be an a-hole and make me endure its terrible stand up comedy! 

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The worst part is, you don’t need to use the Balance Board to run – it just likes being a jerk.

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