A long time ago (in a galaxy far, far away), Master Yoda told us that the future was always in motion. It was true then, and it’s true now. We make changes with the times. For example, my Yankees baseball twitter is now Angry Cucumber, a gourd with a furious appetite for democracy. Follow along with the Choleric Cucurbitaceae on Twitter!
I’m old enough to remember when lying about an extramarital affair was grounds for impeachment. These days, you can violate the constitution and collaborate with foreign saboteurs and we have to argue over whether a special prosecutor is needed.
I have high hopes for the 21st Century – let’s all get together and right the ship!
So here’s the thing:
George Foreman went on Fox and Friends and voiced his support for President Trump. On February 4th. After he took office and… you know, did many awful things. I’m not the world’s biggest George Foreman fan, and maybe I shouldn’t be too surprised that the guy who had five sons AND NAMED THEM ALL AFTER HIMSELF let me down… anyway, I took to Twitter to let him know how I feel.
That question mark in the title of this post will begin making sense in just a second. Read the rest of this entry
Congratulations, America. You just elected the first president EVER with no political or military experience. I’m sure this’ll go great. With that in mind, here’s a rundown of things I learned from the 2016 election of Donald Trump.
Last time on Anybody But Jeb!, we saw Donald Trump cement his standing as the Randle McMurphy of the stage while Scott Walker’s performance pushed his numbers from “legitimate candidate” to “one of several people we’re just waiting to drop out.” Did episode 2 change anything for these candidates? And did Jeb do well enough to get his numbers to start swinging toward the two front-runners? Keep in mind that the series finale episode of Anybody But Mitt! was called, “Meh, Let’s Just Go With Mitt.” Read the rest of this entry
I really thought Donald Trump was just wandering around (pre announcement) to make sure we hadn’t forgotten about him in an effort to drum up promotion for the next season of The Apprentice, but no – he’s actually trying to win the Republican nomination for president. Read the rest of this entry