Can you handle the power of Candace Cameron Bure? Can you handle it when there’s twice the Bure? Let me just tell you THAT YOU CANNOT.
That’s right, DJ Tanner goes full Parent Trap/Prince and the Pauper on Christmas in Switched for Christmas. And… it’s not terrible.
I know, right? The premise is ridiculous. Two adults with careers (teacher, real estate development… I guess?) who are identical twins switch places. At work. As in, they’re doing each other’s jobs. Sure, the switching sister doesn’t actually teach children, but she does go to meetings with the boss…
Just so I’m being clear: if you have an identical twin, DON’T SWITCH PLACES. This is a terrible idea.
And yet, the movie isn’t that bad. It has, dare I say, good pacing, decent performances, the dialogue didn’t make me throw up in my mouth (it’s not perfect), uhm… I dunno. I’ve seen worse Christmas movies. On the Hallmark Channel. Starring Full House cast members.
There’s not a single surprise in this movie EXCEPT that they didn’t cheap out on the twin effect. Most of them are simple (locked off camera with garbage mat, shot-reverse-shot with a double), but there are a few shots that really impressed me.
I WAS IMPRESSED BY SOMETHING IN A HALLMARK MOVIE.
I guess that’s the bar – when you’ve just seen Hallmark Channel’s Finding Santa, any movie that has decent pace and just a little bit of density within the plot and the characters makes all the difference. We all know where these movies are going, it’s nice to have something that’s not completely frustrating to look at along the way.
So do I recommend Switched for Christmas? Not especially, but it’s not particuarly torturous. For the Hallmark Channel, that’s a fete.
Journey Back to Christmas is probably the worst made-for-TV Christmas movie of 2016.
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It’s a movie as insincere as this green screen publicity photo, and more than that, it’s a Volcano/Dante’s Peak situation as this is exact same movie as Lifetime’s The Flight Before Christmas (both movies are new this year). I give you HIV victim hating Candace Cameron Bure’s A Christmas Detour. Read the rest of this entry