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I love it when you, dear readers, drop comments!  I SERIOUSLY FUCKING LOVE IT!  IT IS LIKE CRACK TO ME!  (It is like sweet, sweet heroin when you LIKE the website on Facebook, follow on Twitter, or you subscribe via email.)  However, what I don’t like is this bullshit:

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2010 in review

The stats helper monkeys at mulled over how this blog did in 2010, and here’s a high level summary of its overall blog health:

Healthy blog!

The Blog-Health-o-Meter™ reads This blog is doing awesome!

Crunchy numbers

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A Boeing 747-400 passenger jet can hold 416 passengers. This blog was viewed about 2,000 times in 2010. That’s about 5 full 747s.


In 2010, there were 69 new posts, not bad for the first year! There were 68 pictures uploaded, taking up a total of 42mb. That’s about 1 pictures per week.

The busiest day of the year was August 26th with 86 views. The most popular post that day was Attention Must Be Paid: Rattrap Bumpkin.

Where did they come from?

The top referring sites in 2010 were,,,, and

Some visitors came searching, mostly for, dave matthews band, big whiskey and the groogrux king, vegan cheetos, and dave matthews band big whiskey and the groogrux king.

Attractions in 2010

These are the posts and pages that got the most views in 2010.


Attention Must Be Paid: Rattrap Bumpkin August 2010


Vegan Cheetos August 2010
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Fortune Cookie writers are over paid August 2010


Walter Bond: Vegan Knucklehead September 2010


Attention Must Be Paid: James Rolfe: The Angry Video Game Nerd and the Bullshit Man November 2010

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