Category Archives: This Sucks

The Joys of Verizon FIOS VOD


I wouldn’t say we get this kind of issue every time we try to use Verizon FIOS Video On Demand, but it happens way too often.  I think that’s The Theory of Everything under there.  And that’s just where my complaints begin.   Read the rest of this entry

How to Assemble the Gemmy Ornament Outdoor Christmas Decoration

I should tell you: this video is for comedic purposes – it’s not especially instructional.

Here’s our annual holiday video!

Gemmy Ornament Outdoor Christmas Decoration

They don’t show you the rating or the reviews at the retail location. Just one more victory for online shopping!

It’s a doozy this year.  I encountered Christmas decoration assembly most foul, during which I whipped out my cell phone and started shooting.  If you want to experience real comedy, check out the reviews on Lowes’ website.


Internet Explorer sucks

Is it just me, or does Internet Explorer suck? Cause I’m pretty sure it sucks. Read the rest of this entry

Mini Bars are Useless


Just read this mini bar menu and reflect at how it’s priced so I buy nothing. $4.25 for a can of soda is obscene. Look how much a liter of water is. LOOK.  These are the sort of mark ups that would make a bartender blush.
A note to all business majors out there:  you make zero profit on every item you don’t sell. Get that tattooed on the insides of your eyelids, get into hospitality management and fix this!

This Sucks: Fashionable Pets

When it comes to animal issues… yeah, I’m a little sensitive.

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Laguardia Airport vs Charlotte Douglas International Airport

I’ve been to both Laguardia Airport and Charlotte Douglas International Airport in the last week and they both made strong impressions.  Guess which was better?

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This Sucks: LG Washing Machine [Video Rant]

It is now clear to me that I spend entirely too much time thinking about the laundry.  And yet, I still often forget about it once I put it in the dryer… Read the rest of this entry

This Sucks: Blu-Ray Discs [Video Rant]

I don’t own many blu-rays, but the ones I do piss me off, as this video explains.  That’s about all there is to say about that!

This was filmed using a Samsung Infuse 4G and edited in Adobe Premiere CS 5.5.  Music by Rickvanman.

This Sucks: Laundry Woes [Video Rant]

I guess I just don’t have it together when it comes to the basics of life, because when it comes to routine chores, I’m easily confused.  Read the rest of this entry

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