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Babe Ruth and the 60(+) home run club


There was this one time Babe Ruth ate hot dogs till he passed out. True story. You know how many hot dogs you need to eat to lose consciousness? Apparently, it’s somewhere between 12 and 18.

Last year as a member of the Florida Marlins, Giancarlo Stanton hit 59 home runs.  Now that he’s moved to the cozy confines of Yankee Stadium, the dream (and the hope) is that he can punish even more baseballs – which is not a reasonable request, but a fun thing Yankee fans can hope for going into the 2018 season. Hitting a home run is still one of the most exciting and impressive feats in all of sports. Despite the fact of the home run’s arbitrary nature (different pitchers, how far the ball travels doesn’t matter, every field is so different in so many ways from layout to distance from home plate to wall to the height of said wall and so on), we all dig the long ball.

A home run may be a regular occurrence during a baseball season, but the guys who have the chance to put it out of the park every time they come to the plate are special players and the ones who can do it with ferocious regularity are rarer. There are only five major league baseball players to ever hit 60 or more home runs in a single season: Barry Bonds, Mark McGwire, Sammy Sosa, Roger Maris and Babe Ruth . It’s not easy to hit 60 home runs over the course of six months. I get that no one says it is, but it’s such an incredible achievement that I think it’s worth saying. Maris was feeling the pressure to the point where his hair started falling out. Bonds, McGwire and Sosa all used performance enhancing drugs.  And Ruth?  Well, Babe Ruth ate too many hot dogs and drink too much alcohol.

So… Yeah. In case it’s not clear, Babe Ruth was REALLY good at hitting a baseball.

It’s difficult to quantify baseball players against each other, especially when they played during different eras of the game. You’ve got your dead ball era, your live ball era, before and after they lowered the mound by 6 inches, before and after night games and fly across the country, before and after segregation and international players, any time the league expanded, the era of everybody being on speed, of everybody being on steroids, the advent of the personal trainer, the specialization of the bullpen and about a million other things that have changed the game over time.

But of course there is one player who transcends time, and I guess in this case space and even the game itself. You know who I mean, it’s the Babe! George Herman Ruth. This guy could play today and he’d still be a top tier player. Even if he only achieved half of what he did back then in today’s game, he’d still have hit 30 home runs in one year, which is pretty great. There just aren’t a lot of players you can transport to any point in the history of the game and they’d still be a star, and he’s one of the few.

Babe Ruth hit his 60 home runs in 1927.  He was so far ahead of his time that he had more home runs on his own than 12 (TWELVE!) teams had clubbed with their entire roster.  Nobody matched or beat his record until Maris hit 61 homers in 1961.  He beat him by one, and that year, the schedule had been expanded, so Maris played in 8 more games than Ruth had in 1927.  Nobody topped Maris’ mark until 1998, when McGwire hit 70 and Sosa hit 66. Bonds then hit 73 in 2001.  So if you’re keeping score at home, Ruth held the record for 34 years, Maris held it for 40 years and then three players surpassed them both in the space of three years.

Yeah…  that’s not suspicious at all.


McGwire waited to have the glass of milk after he got “home” because he needed the steroids before he got to the plate.

Another quick tidbit:  Sosa, McGwire and Bonds all played in the National League, so the single season home run record in the American League still belongs to Roger Maris.  Because Maris played in eight more games than Ruth, they continued to include Ruth’s record – the idea was to treat them as separate records because of the schedule disparity.  Maris died in 1985 and finally in 1991, Commissioner Fay Vincent’s Committee on Statistical Accuracy essentially decided that a baseball season is a baseball season and proclaimed support for the “The single record thesis,” meaning there is only one record.  I tend to agree given how much the game (and life) has changed between 1927, 1961 and 1998.  There’s no way to quantify it, so there’s no reason to try.

And now here we are in 2018.  The New York Yankees feature two great power hitters in Giancarlo Stanton and Aaron Judge, much like they did with Roger Maris and Mickey Mantle or Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig.  Will Judge (52 home runs in ’17) and/or Stanton (59 home runs in ’17) reach the promised land this year?  Who knows.  But it’ll be fun to watch, and yet, it’ll never be like watching Babe Ruth.  He set the standards for the game and players are still chasing his records 70 years after his death and 91 years since he set his most famous bench mark.  We’ll never see his like again.

And I didn’t even talk about Ruth’s pitching numbers. Spoiler alert: they’re good.


5 reasons the NFL is getting hard to watch

I love sports and while football isn’t my favorite, I do enjoy watching a game on the gridiron. I used to just watch football for the sack of football. But it’s getting harder and harder to watch.  Here are five reasons (in no particular order, because they’re all horrible) why as each season goes by, I watch fewer and fewer games. Read the rest of this entry

The opening scene of The Godfather is GENIUS (Quick Reviews – NEW EPISODE!)


This episode of Quick Reviews examines the opening scene of The Godfather, which we all know is one of the best movies of all time. but I wanted to take a specific look at how it digs its claws into you so quickly.

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And I love COMMENTS!  Feel free to let me know how you feel about the video, The Godfather or anything else.   Maybe you think there’s a more important scene – man, that last scene sure is a candidate for why it’s one of the most enduring films of all time…  Stuff like that!  Here’s hoping to hear from you soon!

S-Town podcast review


S-Town is the new podcast from Serial and This American Life (I highly recommend both shows, especially season 2 of Serial) that chronicles… well, I’ll let them tell you:

JOHN DESPISES HIS ALABAMA TOWN AND DECIDES TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. HE ASKS a reporter to investigate the son of a wealthy family who’s allegedly been bragging that he got away with murder. But then someone else ends up dead, sparking a nasty feud, a hunt for hidden treasure, and an unearthing of the mysteries of one man’s life.

spoiler alert

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Gun Control NOW!


Guns take a life in America every 16 minutes. Enough is enough. I know the NRA is one of the most powerful lobbies in Washington (if not the most powerful), but this is ridiculous. It shouldn’t be easier to get a gun then it is to get a driver’s license.  It’s time for some Australian styled gun control.  Email your representative in the House and Senate to tell them you want gun control NOW!


Facebook: The Official Site of Finding Out Which of Your High School Friends are Racist and/or Crazy


This is the best thing ever.

Oh Facebook, you’ve taught me so much over the years.  I suppose the most treasured lesson is the revelation that former acquaintances have taken the proverbial long walk off the short mental pier.  Read the rest of this entry

I’m Back & I’m Married


The hiatus is over – I’m back and I’m married!
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Halloween Grab Bag 2015


Here’s a mix of the best from around the web for Halloween 2015!  Read the rest of this entry

Most Popular Halloween Costumes 1990-2015


A plastic smock and a mask held on by rubber bands were the only Halloween costumes you could buy in the 80s.

I can’t believe I’ve never looked into this before, but better late than never.  Here are the most popular Halloween costumes spanning from 1990 to 2015.  How can the internet already know what the most popular costume of this year is already?  The internet just knows, man – it just knows.  Read the rest of this entry

Little Elm, TX knows how to Celebrate Halloween


I’ve never lived in a town that did anything for Halloween, and now, I wish I did.  Hats off to Little Elm, Texas and their Little Elm Pumpkin Hollow. Check out a town that celebrates Halloween properly! Read the rest of this entry

Clever portajohn sign makes surfers sad


Florida based Ron’s Jons portajohns is clearly missing their calling.  They shouldn’t be hauling shit around (See what I did there?), they should be making clever signs!  Read the rest of this entry

South Africa’s Tourism Campaign Needs Work


Hey, South Africa, uhm… let’s work on this.  Read the rest of this entry

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