Merry Christmas, it’s Rhinestone
As it turns out, Sylvester Stallone and Dolly Parton made a dud of a movie called Rhinestone together back in 1984. And it is glorious.
Stallone sings a bit better on this number, but once Dolly starts singing – man, she really blows him out of the water. It’s hard to imagine somebody thought this was a good idea. This movie cost $28 million dollars. In 1984 money. That is nuts. That’s like $65 millions dollars now.