As it turns out, Sylvester Stallone and Dolly Parton made a dud of a movie called Rhinestone together back in 1984.  And it is glorious. 

Stallone sings a bit better on this number, but once Dolly starts singing – man, she really blows him out of the water.  It’s hard to imagine somebody thought this was a good idea.  This movie cost $28 million dollars.  In 1984 money.  That is nuts.  That’s like $65 millions dollars now.

For this.

Merry Christmas!