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South Africa’s Tourism Campaign Needs Work

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Hey, South Africa, uhm… let’s work on this. 

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South Africa board of tourism, meet me at camera three.

Look, I’m no expert on South Africa, but a quick Google search shows you there’s plenty to see there, so maybe try something rather than “it’s possible.”  That sounds like:

“Hey, come to South Africa!  It’s possible that you’ll have a good time!”

or

“Hey, come to South Africa!  It’s possible that you’ll be brutally murdered!  I’m not saying that’s highly probably, but, it’s possible.

or

“Hey, come to South Africa!  It’s possible that you’ll get eaten by a lion, pooped out of said lion and then eaten again by a neighborhood dog because lets face it, dogs eat poop.  Again, I’m not saying that this is going to happen… but it’s possible.

South Africa is a sovereign nation and its getting it’s advertising ass handed to it by food franchise campaigns from the 1980s!  “Where’s the beef?” is better  that “It’s possible,” and I don’t even eat beef!  This slogan makes me more inclined to ice skate with some creepy clown than want to go to South Africa.

"I am in no way Pied Pipering these kids to a a meal full of fat and sugar... or otherwise.  In. No. WAY."

“I am in no way Pied Pipering these kids to a meal full of fat and sugar… or otherwise. In. No. WAY.”

Up your game, guys.

 

 

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About Jamie Insalaco

Jamie Insalaco is the author of CreativeJamie.com, BomberBanter.com and editor in chief of ComicBookClog.com

Posted on September 18, 2015, in observations and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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