How to make an Emergency Paper Bowl 1.0, dry edition
It’s the how to guide you didn’t know you needed until you did: how to make a paper bowl out of a paper plate that can only hold dry goods.
The first thing to do when tackling any project is to assemble your materials. In this case, get a paper plate, a pair of scissors (Why is one set of scissors a pair? Oh English language, I heart you.), a stapler and a rubber band.
Cut four slits in the plate as shown – don’t go too far into the center or else the bottom of the bowel with be compromised.
I hope this has been as helpful as it was entertaining… yeah. Both of those.