He did what? And got HOW MUCH TIME?
Let me pause while I get my official reaction to this new together.
Yep, that’s about right.
Look, I know the problem is the law, but 120 days for 925 deaths seems a little lopsided, no? That’s not even a day per death! I’m trying to appeal to the non-vegan’s practical side – surely we can do better than this? I know a lot of you eat chicken out there, but you probably wouldn’t advocate for someone to beat your dinner to death – at least I don’t think you would.
I guess I should be praising the court for recognizing that a man beat nine hundred and twenty-five defenseless animals to death probably has an anger management problem.