The Mega Jug might be too much soda
Look how big it is! Look! And don’t tell me that it’s not meant for in person.
There is a straw hole in that lid! That is insane! And don’t tell me the idea is a family of twelve is supposed to pass that thing between themselves, because that’s bull shiz!
Also, it’s called “mega jug”and it has a pail handle.
I’m just saying…