Look how it dwarfs me!  LOOK!  And at nearly six feet tall, I’m a decent sized dude.  

As I’ve said before, I just don’t get why decorations this size exist.  I could use this thing as a tent!  I know some folks have bigger places than I do, but I just don’t see Derek Jeter dropping this thing on his front lawn.  Between the size and the $300 price tag, this has got to be out of the average homeowner’s range.  I guess somebody could tie it down to the roof of an office building but… sheesh!