All of the Transformers movies reviewed!

If you’re like me, then you feel that the Transformers franchise has nowhere to go but up.  Dare we, children of the 80s, hope that Transformers:  Age of Extinction is finally “the good one?”

After being burned three times in a row (and, in some respects, they keep getting worse), I can’t see putting myself through another one of these movies.  I saw the first one in the theater and saw the next two at home and while I have a hard time giving the Transformers people any more money than I have to, if I am going to see this movie, I may as well see it in the theater… right?

I dunno.

Anyway, click the movie title to read the full review, but here are my scores for the Transformers movies:

I gave the first Transformers a 3.5 out of 10, Revenge of the Fallen left me flat at 2 out of 10 and Dark of the Moon had nothing to do with Pink Floyd, so I gave it a 2.5 out of 5, which is absurd – it should be a 2.5 out of 10!  The biggest problem these movies have is how boring they are, and each one is more boring than the last.  If Age of Extinction doesn’t put me to sleep, it’ll be a vast improvement.  (Update:  it didn’t put me to sleep, so I gave it a 6 out of 10.)


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