Captain America Patriot Cologne is a thing that exists
Some folks might want to be Captain America, but Dr. Girlfriend realized I want to smell like him.
She’s not wrong.
I’m sure you’re wondering: What does a patriot smell like? Here’s the info right from the Captain’s mouth:
Captain America Patriot Cologne smells like green lime (that’s fresh green lime, by the way), white pepper (What the hell is that?), dry oak wood (?), sandalwood (double ?) and tequila accords (that’s like a Honda Accord that smells like tequila, I presume).
But who should wear this cologne? Me, that’s who. I’m a “confident, stand-up to bullies, hard working average Joe.” Hey, this cologne is “both reserved and sexy” – like a moniker on a motorcycle helmet!
Well, there you have it: it’s Captain America cologne. I smell like a Star Spangled Avenger!
Posted on April 2, 2014, in comic book reviews, movie review and tagged Captain America, Captain America The first Avenger, captain america the winter soldier, Chris Evans, comic book movies, comic books, marvel comics, Marvel Universe, movie review, movies, Star Spangled Avenger, the winter soldier. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.