Monthly Archives: September 2013
The McDonald’s pancakes shown in this photo are at least 30 days old. That white stuff is butter, not mold. I only found them because I happened to look on the desk where they were sitting. They emitted no odor other than that of pancakes. Needless to say, McDonald’s pancakes may be packed with preservatives!
Because the phrase “I’d rather be in Batman” could be taken in so many different ways, I’ve come up with 3 possible ways to interpret what I assume is a poorly phrased tagline for a license plate holder.
1. “I’d rather be in Batman” is a reference for actors to make meaning that they’d rather appear in the 1989 Tim Burton film rather than the project there currently working on.
2. “I’d rather be in Batman” is a mistake; its supposed to say “I’d rather be in Gotham.” (As in, “I’d rather be at the beach.”)
3. “I’d rather be in Batman” just means that some dudes think that Batman is hot and they would literally rather be in Batman than any other guy. Hey, he’s rich, powerful and looks good in tights… yeah we get it.
I’ve got to start spending less time paying attention to what it says on the pizza boxes. These Papa John’s Pizza boxes are becoming a real distraction in my life! There should not be 2 posts on this website devoted to what is written or shown on a Papa Johns pizza box. Nevertheless, I would love to know what Papa Johns does that no one else will do. Sounds filthy, no?
This show has a lot of characters. Agent Coulson from the various Marvel comics movies seems to be the star of the show, although we also briefly saw Maria Hill, who had only appeared in The Avengers film up to this point. The team consists of classic archetypes: we’ve got the two nerds, this seasoned combat veteran of legend, the guy just coming into his prime, and the hot new rookie. It was a mouthful for a first episode, but some of these characters might turn out to be interesting.
In today’s post, I promise you Star Wars! I promise you smack talk about members of Congress! And most of all, I promise you a discussion the newest word in the dictionary, selfie.
I tried to watch the 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards. I really tried. But, it got the better of me. Read the rest of this entry
So what the hell is this? Why would Superman need a gun? He’s Superman. And don’t try to tell me that it’s not supposed to be Superman’s gun – it has his “S” right on it! And it’s clearly supposed to be from the film Man of Steel because it has the Henry Cavill’s likeness right on the box. I know that when you make a big movie like this you have to sell some toys too, but this baffles me. Why a gun? Not only does Superman not need a gun, but even if he did, he would never use one. This is ass.