FAKE EMAIL: Twilight
Our new feature explores emails that might have been sent by fictional characters or in fictional universes, etc. You’ll get the idea…
SUBJECT: last night at my house – music!
What up? Thanks for coming by the house last night and meeting the fam! I know it’s all happening kinda fast, but that’s how one does things when one is immortal! Glad nobody ate you! =)
So we didn’t really get a chance to talk about music all that in-depth last night. (Climbing trees is fun!) What are your favorite bands? Songs? Do you like Gaga? (I assume ‘yes’ because of your poker face!)
What instrument do you play? I mean, I just assume you at least attempt to play an instrument because you love music so much… As you know, I play the piano (I’ve had plenty of time to practice!), but I’d love to tickle your ivories! (Get it? Get it? It’s a reference to your teeth because I’m a vampire and… I want to be erotic with your teeth? OK, I’ve lost my train of thought… need more blood… must go hunt…)
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