Three 2013 Calendars that actually exist

The hard copy calendar is one of those things that I can never decide if I need or not.  Nevertheless, there are still a bizillion options on what to hang on your wall, each crazier than the next.  Here they are, in no particular order


1.  The Chuck Norris Calendar


chuck-norris-calendar

I guess this one was inevitable.  The popularity of Chuck Norris Facts/Jokes seems to be waning, but not going away.  I preferred the Walker Texas Ranger lever, but whatever.


2.  Laughter is the Cure


laughter-is-the-cure-calendar

As someone who’s been through some medical issues, I can tell you that laughter is not the cure – particularly to the problem shown above.  You can’t laugh off a head injury.  I just don’t get this one – is the idea to ward off suicide with bad jokes?  I bet this calendar causes more depression than it heals.


3.  Michelle Obama


michelle-obama-calendar

That is one sexy first lady, and now you can look at her.  All.  Year.  Long.  I just assume that the FBI automatically opens a file on you if one purchases this calendar.  Tread lightly, folks – those arms are hot, but don’t let them get you a ticket to a federal pen.


BONUS!!!


What calendar roundup would be complete without ass?!?

chicks-calendar

That’s right – it’s an entire corner of sweet ass calendars.  What do you prefer an emphasis on:  ass?  bathing suits?  one woman?  two women?  lingerie?  Odds are, your calendar fetish needs can be met.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

About Jamie Insalaco

Jamie Insalaco is the author of CreativeJamie.com, BomberBanter.com and editor in chief of ComicBookClog.com

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