Mad Muttz – the toy that confirms I’m old
This holiday season, you might want to get the lil bastard in your life a Mad Muttz. It’s a noise making dog toy kids can enjoy with their friends and you’ll despise for the rest of your life.
I walked passed a display of these assholes and this guy, this fucking guy right here cut one of the loudest farts I’ve ever heard in my life. I stopped and looked at that poor man’s Spuds Mckenzie and thought about telling him to stick it up his water bowl, but I decided it wasn’t with it.
Anyway, my intolerance for a farting dog toy cleary shows my age… As does the Spuds Mckenzie reference.