Singing Santa returns, brings Crazy Christmas Hats

As promised, here is some video of the Santa toy that wears fatigues and sings “God Bless the USA” along with some singing Christmas hats.  These aren’t the sort of Christmas products I would buy for myself or anyone in my family (including our roster of veterans), but that’s just me.

Let’s talk about the hats for a sec.  What the hell is the Christmas tree doing?  Is it drunk on Christmas cheer?  Is it doing its impression of a drunken hula dancer?  I don’t know.  And the Santa hat moves at speeds that puts my windshield wipers to shame.  So… Merry Christmas, I guess.

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