Fortune Cookie Fortunes are not Fortunes

The first post I wrote specifically for this site was about how crappy fortune cookie fortunes were.  That was back in the sumer of 2010, and the situation has not improved.


What am I supposed to do with this crap?  “Good bakers always make plenty of dough.”  What…  what?  Is that a metaphor? This is complete and total ass.  I give up.

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Posted on October 26, 2012, in observations and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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