Girl to Romney: “The GluteBoost is working!”
Obviously, this photograph is hilarious. The girl looks pleasantly surprised while Mitt Romney is wearing more of a “I built that” sort of look on his face. So, while I’m sure the options are limitless, I prefer to maintain that the young lady was pleasantly surprised by the ample junk in Governor Romney’s trunk. Badonkadonk.
The caption “The GluteBoost is working!” comes to mind because of this “news” story, in which a 61-year-old teacher named Ellen Vick reported that a student put something in her coffee cup. My understanding is that investigators believe that a student put three capsules of GluteBoost into her coffee, and apparently, GluteBoost is an “All Natural Buttocks Enhancement Supplement.” That is awesome. Apparently, the kids like a big ass and certainly believe that it is never to late too tap dat. WORD.
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