Truth in Advertising: Lowe’s

What if advertisers had to tell the truth in their ads? Lowe’s ad might look something like this:


Because…  you know… Lowe’s sells lots of materials for home improvements, and if you stop improving your home…  they don’t have a whole lot of products to sell you.  So Lowe’s would be fucked if you stopped improving your home, is what I’m saying.



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Posted on October 4, 2012, in observations and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

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