Chipotle Bag Story
See, I thought there was just a bunch of shit on my Chipotle bag, but ask that shit turned out to be words. And not just words, but sentences. It starts off, “You might not believe this, but there aren’t a whole lot of career options for a tortilla,” and it just rambles on and on. Why would a tortilla need a job? I dunno about this bag… Does Chipotle do a lot of business from stoned lit majors? Seems like a waste of ink to me.