The FP Movie Trailer – The Greatest Trailer EVER!

This movie The FP has EVERYTHING YOU COULD EVER P0SSIBLY WANT IN A MOVIE!

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A protagonist with an eye patch!

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A love interest who went to the Cyndi Lauper school of hair, makeup and clothes!

Dance Dance Revolution…

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TO THE DEATH!  (Seriously!)

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A brother’s quest for vengeance!

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A guy with a tattoo that reminds him where his dick is!

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Gun fights!

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Sling shot fights!

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Training montages!

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Liberal amounts of profanity!

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And of course, a fiery logo!

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What else could you expect from a movie that loves dancing so much that the characters get their foreplay started on the dance floor?

“Sorry, honey, but this is all we have time for – unless you want to leave the dance floor.  Yeah, that’s what I thought.”

I can’t believe I had to censor boobs!  This might be the worst movie ever made – and I can’t wait to see it!  I usually embed the trailers here on the site, but not this time – get your fix of men fondling women while dancing somewhere else!  You can find it here – until YouTube takes it down, that is.

About Jamie Insalaco

Jamie Insalaco is the author of CreativeJamie.com, BomberBanter.com and editor in chief of ComicBookClog.com

Posted on March 14, 2012, in movie review and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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