Piranha 3D trailer – feel your IQ dropping
I’m a big fan of roller coasters. Ever been to Six Flags Great Adventure? Awesome – Nitro is my favorite. I bring it up because I’ve always assumed that these sort of horrible movies are supposed to induce a similar sort of pulse pounding thrill; for me, it doesn’t really happen – the movies are too fake.
If you haven’t watched the Piranha 3D trailer yet, go ahead – but have some blueberries or something. I heard somewhere that every time you sneeze, you lower your IQ a little bit. Can you imagine what would happen if you sneezed while you were watching this trailer?
The trailer speaks for itself. It’s not fair to review a movie you’ve only seen a trailer for, and reviewing a trailer is pretty asinine, but look at this piece of shiz! How dumb do they think we are? Didn’t anyone learn anything from Snakes on a Plane?
Actually, the film industry did learn something – Snakes on a Plane made double it’s budge because people didn’t heed Jay Sherman: If the movie stinks, just don’t go.