Darth Vader robber

Every once in a while, someone does something so dumb, it’s great. And every once in a while, I find a use for the NY Daily News.

Yep, some guy actually robbed a bank dressed like Darth Vader. How hilarious is that? However, in an incredibly unfunny twist, the man pulled a gun. What, no light saber? Weak, bro. That’s just weak. But still, only in Long Island. I imagine it went something like this:

VADER: [breathing: ho-haa] Put all of the money in the bag.

BANK TELLER: Are you serious?

VADER: Don’t underestimate the force!

BT: Seriously, buddy; get out of here before I call the cops.

VADER: The ability to summon the police is insignificant next to the power of the force.

BT: What?

VADER: Open the safe!

BT: I can’t; it’s time locked and the guys in the office don’t have the override key; we have to call corporate –

VADER: I want that money, not excuses. Just put the money you have in an empty computer paper box. Don’t fail me again, Bank Teller.

BT: I thought you said a bag…

VADER: I am altering the deal; pray I don’t alter it any further.

BT: It’s not exactly a deal…

VADER: Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them.

BT: Who?

VADER: Just give me the money or I will fucking shoot you!

BT: Oh come one; is that even a real gun?

VADER: The ability to-

BT: Ugh, OK, OK – here’s the money.

OK, he probably didn’t quote the movies the entire time… But, I bet he quotes episode III when he gets caught: “Nooooooooo!”

About Jamie Insalaco

Jamie Insalaco is the author of CreativeJamie.com, BomberBanter.com and editor in chief of ComicBookClog.com

Posted on August 6, 2010, in observations and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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