As promised, here is some video of the Santa toy that wears fatigues and sings “God Bless the USA” along with some singing Christmas hats. These aren’t the sort of Christmas products I would buy for myself or anyone in my family (including our roster of veterans), but that’s just me.
Let’s talk about the hats for a sec. What the hell is the Christmas tree doing? Is it drunk on Christmas cheer? Is it doing its impression of a drunken hula dancer? I don’t know. And the Santa hat moves at speeds that puts my windshield wipers to shame. So… Merry Christmas, I guess.