Now that is one happy tomato. I wonder what’s got the rest of the tomatoes down.
Here are some photos of the Six Flags Great Adventure Skyway cable car. I’ll let them speak for themselves. Enjoy!
I like signs – I can’t explain why, but I think signs are awesome. I talk about them all the time!
Here’s today’s sign, found at a small Italian restaurant. As you can see, they’ve… What, gone for a Morse Code style? I get that the dots are there to break up the words, but for some reason, this is still very funny to me.
That’s all – nothing too out of the ordinary. This short post might be a sign that my tendinitis is bothering me!
Hi, I’m Jamie, and if you didn’t already know, I’m a crotchety old man. Hence the following complaint (Do your best to imagine a garbled old man voice while reading the text below):
In my day (the eighties) we had die-cast metal Hot Wheels and we liked it that way. If your friend pissed you off, you’d just bean him in the head with a corvette or a station wagon and he’d know you meant business. Now these. .. These pathetic substitutes for Hot Wheels are not only poorly constructed, but look at this ridiculous marketing tie in! What kids want to play with the VW from Footloose or the convertible that was featured in Beverly Hills Cop? Why are they selling toys now that should have marketed to me twenty-five years ago!?!
This dude was just hanging out (“hanging out with his family, having himself a party!”) and didn’t seem to mind having his picture taken, so here we are.
We visited Dorney Park and Wildwater Kingdom this past weekend – this was my first time there and for the most part, my observations are based on a comparison with Six Flags Great Adventure. Let’s dive in: Read the rest of this entry
There’s been a an innovation in slushy technology, and I’m guess that it has wacked the Icee Bear out of his gourd! Does he have rabies now? He looks demented! Look at his face – look! Or maybe he’s just had too much sugar? I bet that’s it. Jeez, I bet that a lifetime spent drinking Icees have made him a diabetic. That’s a damn shame.
Sugar and bears don’t mix. Or do they?