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Avatar (movie review)

Why does Avatar exist? It’s the most pointless movie ever because it’s really just several flicks that everyone already saw cobbled together but taking place on an alien planet instead of earth. Read the rest of this entry

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Avengers: Age of Ultron trailer is all kablam! BOOM!

So… yeah. Wow.

It seems as though Avengers: Age of Ultron is the beginning of the end of the Age of Heroes (or whatever it’s called in the Marvel Movieverse) and the beginning of a Civil War era… at least, it looks like the heroes are fighting amongst themselves in the trailer. Read the rest of this entry

"Storm's Coming" is my most hated, overused movie cliche

I was starting to do research for a supercut of people saying, “Storm’s Coming” or “There’s a storm coming” from various movies, but Jukka-Pekka Bohm‘s supercut features everything on my list and more, so I’ll leave well enough alone. Read the rest of this entry

Transformers: Age of Extinction (movie review)

Why do I keep doing this to myself? Why do I keep watching these movies? Morbid curiosity, I guess. This time, I saw it for free on a plane, so that’s not much of a sacrifice on my part, and I guess this Transformers movie is better than the other ones, but that’s not saying much. Read the rest of this entry

I told my dog there are going to be three more Avatar movies – here's his reaction

“Hey Conny, guess what?!? There’s going to be three more Avatar movies!”

dog-says-meh

Aliens (movie review)

FOX wanted to get a sequel to 1979’s Alien out right away, but it didn’t happen until director/screenplay writer James Cameron got it out there in 1986. It was worth the wait! Read the rest of this entry

I told my dog there was going to be a fifth Transformers movie – here's his reaction

“Hey Rocky, guess what?!? There’s going to be a fifth Transformers movie!”

If you don't study, "You shall not pass!"

Gandalf reminds kids that they need to study to do well at school in the only way he knows how.

In case it is not already clear, Sir Ian McKellen is an international treasure. He should have a secret service detail… well, maybe we can get him better protection than that.

Alien (movie review)

Alien is, for me, both the sum of its predecessors as well as the template from which many movies have copied. I guess that’s a complicated way of saying it’s easy to see its influences as well as who the movie influenced after its release. Or, let’s just say it’s a great movie. Read the rest of this entry

Tucker & Dale vs. Evil (movie review)

Besides being an entertaining film in its own right, Tucker & Dale vs. Evil is an excellent “it’s kinda like [insert movie title here]” movie, because you can insert five different movie titles in the blank. Read the rest of this entry

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