If you’re trying to come up with an outdoor Christmas display that will make your neighbors hate you, I’d give the 5 foot high, 7 foot wide banjo music playing light up Alligator Band a try.
I don’t understand why this exists. Am I missing something? Who wants a giant rat on their front lawn? It’s not like I’m trying to organize a union protest or something. But, if your ambition is to have a weird band on your lawn, you probably couldn’t get a real band to play for $135 for a month. Still seems pricey, though.
This doesn’t have anything to do with The Princess and the Frog, does it? I’m still baffled that this is a thing that exists.
“What are two things your outdoor Christmas display is missing retailing over one hundred bucks each?”
This is how crazy these Christmas decorations are – I’ve turned it into some weird Jeopardy parody. I just don’t get it and thankfully, I don’t think anyone else does, either, as I’ve yet to see these two options in the wild.
Skeletor has got to be the most unlikely of spokesmen, but there his is, shilling for Honda. If you needed any more proof that people my age have taken control of a large segment of society, I submit to you He-Man and Battlecat in the rear view cam screen. Read the rest of this entry
Oh Silence of the Lambs, you inadvertently gave us so much fodder for inappropriate jokes at the expense of the clay stop motion classic, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. I’m very excited to add Clarice to our outdoor Christmas display, right next to Rudolph and the Bumble.
Anyway, here’s someone’s fun with audio Silence of the Lambs and Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer video. Read the rest of this entry
I’m not sure you need an exclamation point on your forehead when your 15 feet tall. I think the point has been made.
Yeah, um, we didn’t find this in a specialty store or anything like that. This 15 nutcracker decoration is just out there, roaming the wild of big box stores. If you have a spot for this on your lawn, congratulations! You’ve done well in life.
I bet the neighborhood kids would assemble each day to watch this bad boy inflate and deflate.