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Christmas and the Circus because… synergy!

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Christmas and the Circus because… synergy!  I mean, obviously.  When I think of Christmas decorations, my mind immediately travels to elephants performing demeaning tasks.   Read the rest of this entry

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And the answer is: A mounted deer head and a spinning carnival ride (Fake Jeopardy)

I buzz in first, Alex Trebek calls on me and I answer: “What are two things you could add to your outdoor Christmas display to completely mystify your neighbors?” Read the rest of this entry

Black Friday of DEATH! or This Christmas, get her a Crossbow!

The Christmas shopping season is upon us! The deals are already out there! And it’s not just jewelers, TVs and toasters, no! We can gear up Chewbacca style!

(What I’m trying to say is, Chewbacca’s weapon is a crossbow… not sure that’s clear.) Read the rest of this entry

Alligator Band will play banjo music in front of your house… forever.

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If you’re trying to come up with an outdoor Christmas display that will make your neighbors hate you, I’d give the 5 foot high, 7 foot wide banjo music playing light up Alligator Band a try.
I don’t understand why this exists. Am I missing something? Who wants a giant rat on their front lawn? It’s not like I’m trying to organize a union protest or something. But, if your ambition is to have a weird band on your lawn, you probably couldn’t get a real band to play for $135 for a month. Still seems pricey, though.
This doesn’t have anything to do with The Princess and the Frog, does it? I’m still baffled that this is a thing that exists.

And the answer is: A giant rubber duck and a Mr. Potato Head (Fake Jeopardy)

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“What are two things your outdoor Christmas display is missing retailing over one hundred bucks each?”

This is how crazy these Christmas decorations are – I’ve turned it into some weird Jeopardy parody.  I just don’t get it and thankfully, I don’t think anyone else does, either, as I’ve yet to see these two options in the wild.
Yet.

Skeletor will pimp your shiz

Skeletor has got to be the most unlikely of spokesmen, but there his is, shilling for Honda. If you needed any more proof that people my age have taken control of a large segment of society, I submit to you He-Man and Battlecat in the rear view cam screen. Read the rest of this entry

"Hello, Clarice." (Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer edition)

Oh Silence of the Lambs, you inadvertently gave us so much fodder for inappropriate jokes at the expense of the clay stop motion classic, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. I’m very excited to add Clarice to our outdoor Christmas display, right next to Rudolph and the Bumble.

Anyway, here’s someone’s fun with audio Silence of the Lambs and Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer video. Read the rest of this entry

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