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Batman: The Dark Knight Returns – Part 2 quick movie review

Batman_The_Dark_Knight_Returns_Part_2_movie_posterGuess who’s back?  Back again?  It’s Batman in The Dark Knight Returns Part 2!  And this one…  whew, this one is crazy.

I think I liked Part 1 better than Part 2 – maybe because for what Part 2 lacks in story in comparison to Part 1, it it makes up for in sheer lunacy.  Seriously, this movie is nuts.  It features:  Superman fighting the USSR’s military and just… killing people, the joker on an insane murderous rampage, nuclear explosions and Batman fighting the cops – and that’s none of that is even in the climax of the movie.  It’s nuts.

Like I mentioned yesterday, Peter Weller is the voice of Bruce Wayne/Batman in these flicks rather than Kevin Conroy, and I know I already mentioned the speech he makes near the end of this flick, but wow, is it awful – it bares repeating.  Kevin Conroy is great as the voice of Batman, and if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.  (Check out the trailer below:  “Tonight, we are the law.  I am the law!”  Yuck.)  Oh, and while I’m’ taking shots at people, Michael Emerson as The Joker just wasn’t working.  Again, just call Mark Hamill – and again, if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it!

This movie is nuts, but if you watched Part 1, you’ll need to watch Part 2 to see how the story ends…  and it’s not the most satisfying of endings, but it’s worth checking out for any Batman fan.  I give Batman:  The Dark Knight ReturnsPart 1 a 7 out of 8.

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Batman: The Dark Knight Returns – Part 1 quick movie review

Batman_The_Dark_Knight_Returns_Part_1_movie_posterWhew, that’s a mouthful of a title, huh?  But there’s plenty of Batman in The Dark Knight Returns to justify the two movie story – and it’s existence – but not much more than that.

Of the two parts, I’d say that part 1 of The Dark Knight Returns is the better, more entertaining half of the story.  It’s fun to get acquainted with this new Gotham City and a new Bruce Wayne – they’re both older and they’ve both changed.  I’d of never thought I’d see Bruce Wayne driving a race care and thinking something tot he tune of, “This would be a good death…  [to die in a race car accident]  But not good enough.”  It calls into question whether or not being Batman was about thrill seeking, revenge, or justice, or if somewhere along the road, the line got blurred, but it doesn’t matter anymore, because Bruce hasn’t been Batman for 10 years, and he’s kinda old.

This movie features Peter Weller as the voice of Bruce Wayne/Batman rather than Kevin Conroy, who is almost always the voice of Batman in any animated presentation since the late 80s, and Weller is OK, but he just doesn’t hit the mark – it’s not so noticeable in Part 1, but he makes a speech in Part 2 that I didn’t believe for a second.

It’s an interesting story with interesting characters, but unless you’re really into Batman, you might want to skip this one – especially if you saw The Dark Knight Rises and you didn’t think it was anything great.  On the other hand, if you couldn’t get enough of DKR, then this is the movie series for you.  I give Batman:  The Dark Knight ReturnsPart 1 a 7.5 out of 8.

The Bane Action Figure is doing what now?

Think about what Dark Knight Rises action figures might look like.  Picture them in your mind.  What would Batman look like?  What would Bane look like.  Then imagine they sold them both together in a set.  And they look like this:

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Take a close look at these fellas and how they’re posing.  Think carefully about what they’re both doing. Continue reading

My Chiropractor can apparently turn me into Batman

I think I found the right chiropractor for me…

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Yep, pretty sure.

Any chiropractor that lets his child do the white board sign in his office and mention Batman is OK in my book.

Batman: Year One (quick movie review)

I remember reading the graphic novel of the same name and being bored, but this flick blew me away. Maybe they added more detail… I don’t know, but Batman: Year One blew me out of my seat. In many ways, the story about Jim Gordon’s rise to commissioner is more interesting than what’s happening with Bruce Wayne, and that might be what makes the film so compelling. It’s very different than Batman Begins despite covering some of the same ground (and you’ll notice some elements that Nolan borrowed, such as the bat homing device), but it’s still a must watch for anyone who enjoyed Christopher Nolans’ Batman flicks. I give it an 8 out of 10.

Batman: Year One is available on Netflix Instant.

Dark Knight Rises Batman figure includes more than one HEAD!

I think yesterday’s post made it clear that I don’t know jack about action figures or collectibles, but this is a whole new level of weird.
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9 Nerdy Christmas Gifts I Received

I hope everybody had a great Christmas – I sure did, as you will see.  Whoever said it is better to give than to receive didn’t get these nerdy Christmas gifts that prove once and for all that some people just get me.  Here’s what I got in no particular order:

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Batman Mask On Honey Nut Cheerios

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What to be a super hero, kids?  It’s this easy:  just cut a paper mask off the back of a cereal box.   (That’s Honey Nut Cheerios, to be exact.)  All that sugar and brown sugar syrup will give you the energy you need to fight crime.  As a kid, these masks always got stuck in my hair or irritated my face, so kids of all ages should proceed with caution – or buy regular Cheerios, they’ve better for you.

Kids Clothes with Capes?

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Why is the bat symbol all sparkly?

At first, I was thinking, “Yeah, that’s cool – if I had little kids, I would totally have them rock these,” and then I saw the back and lost my shit.

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The shirts come with Velcro attached capes.  They come with fucking capes!  Friggin’ awesome!

I was clearly born in the wrong century.

Wait a sec, why is Darth Vader an option?   What parent would want their kid to idolize Darth Vader?  See, he’s the fucking bad guy!  Nobody dresses their kids up like Lex Luthor or The Joker… do they?  Jeez, I hope not.  Let’s not create a generation of fucked up kids by telling them they should all try to be like Shredder or something.

Night of Too Many Stars Gives Promise Conan Will Dress Funny, But Not Donate Money

conan-obrien-night-of-too-many-starsConan O’Brien is part of the “Night of Too Many Stars” charity that raises money for autism.  Just to be clear – this is a good thing.  The Team Coco folks have a goal of raising $100,000 for autism, and if they hit that goal, Conan will perform an entire show rocking a spray tan and cornrows.  This premise, however, seems fundamentally flawed. Continue reading

“I’m Married to Batman!” Ep. 5 [Video]

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Here’s the fifth and final episode of “I’m Married to Batman!”  Here, we’re ribbing on what I assume will be an iconic line from The Dark Knight Rises.  It’s worth mentioning that while that is a Bumble Bee toy from the Transformers line and is, in fact, a design based on the movie, I in no way endorse the Michael Bay Transformers movies. Continue reading

Buying a Batman shirt at Hot Topic

batman-hot-topicDr. Girlfriend wanted a Batman shirt to wear to The Dark Knight Rises premier, and as I’m in charge of all things comic book related in the relationship, I took charge of the situation.  I consulted the kids at my office concerning where I could accomplish such a feat in a jiffy, and they directed me to Hot Topic.  This worked out well for me as I’d be able to pick up our advanced purchased tickets and get the shirt in one fell swoop.  Off to the mall…

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“I’m Married to Batman!” Ep. 4 [Video]

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Here’s the fourth episode of “I’m Married to Batman!”    This episode pays homage to the last line  from Batman Begins.    That one always sticks with me. Continue reading

Last Two “I’m Married to Batman!” Episodes July 27, Aug 3

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Find out what the hell this is all about on Friday!

I went to a wedding this weekend, and when you couple that with regular weekend tasks, you get no post on Sunday and a crappy post today.

Anyway, this is just a quick note to let you know that the last two episodes of “I’m Married to Batman” are premiering this Friday and next, July 27 and August 3, respectively.  The editing is done on the last July episode, but I still have a bit to do on the August episode.  But after that, the series is a done deal.  We always thought there would be an episode where Batman was mowing the lawn, but it never happened.

Anyway, stay tuned!

Note: dialogue audio is not working on mobile devices for episodes 2 thru 5. I’ve identified the problem, but haven’t come up with a solution yet.

Dark Knight Rises Premier – Paramus, NJ

I wrote my review of Dark Knight Rises yesterday, but I also wanted to talk about the movie going experience.  Obviously, we’re now all aware of the tragic events in Colorado, but I hope this won’t keep you from DKR or the theater in general.

TECHNICAL NOTES:
This was filmed using a Samsung Infuse 4G and edited in Adobe Premiere CS 5.5.

OTHER THE DARK KNIGHT RISES POSTS:

Speculating on the plot of Dark Knight Rises

The Dark Knight Rises movie review

Dark Knight Rises Premier – Paramus, NJ