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Experience CreativeJamie.com on Twitter (shameless self promotion)

It’s totally different than coming to the website!  Because… I dunno. Non Sequiturs!  The website itself could never contain a photo of soy milk with such a prognosticate expiration date!

But, maybe my twitter feed has half as many exclamation points than a post on this site that is the mother ship?

Anyway, consider following me on Twitter and witnessing my ascent to godhood… or imminent death!

Or, more likely, something like, “Did you ever notice that sporks aren’t very good forks?  They’re more like pointy spoons.”

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"Meanwhile" – the series finale episode of Futurama (tv review)

(You can skip the first two minutes of the above video.)

“Meanwhile” is the series finale episode of Futurama, one of my top five favorite animated shows of all time – and it’s probably in my top 10 of favorite TV shows over all. Minimal spoilers from here forward! Read the rest of this entry

Samuel Adams Fat Jack Double Pumpkin Ale review

Samuel-Adams-Fat-Jack-Double-Pumpkin-AleI’ve been duped again.  Why do I keep letting this happen?

Samuel Adams Fat Jack Double Pumpkin Ale is yet another pumpkin beer that promises pumpkin taste and doesn’t deliver.  This is nothing new, but I feel a bit more swindled this time because of the very name of the beer.  Calling your beer “Double Pumpkin” implies to me that this will taste even more like pumpkin than most pumpkin beers.  Yet, I can detect no pumpkin taste at all!  Let me bring in David Lookner again:   Read the rest of this entry

Edge of Tomorrow (movie review)

LIVE. DIE. RINSE. REPEAT.

I liked the idea of a Groundhog Day styled sci-fi war movie (Add 2 cups of the Saving Private Ryan invasion scene – yeah, I’m already leaving the conditioner joke behind and moving onto cooking metaphors), but Edge of Tomorrow didn’t exactly knock me off my feet.
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Skeletor will pimp your shiz

Skeletor has got to be the most unlikely of spokesmen, but there his is, shilling for Honda. If you needed any more proof that people my age have taken control of a large segment of society, I submit to you He-Man and Battlecat in the rear view cam screen. Read the rest of this entry

"Hello, Clarice." (Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer edition)

Oh Silence of the Lambs, you inadvertently gave us so much fodder for inappropriate jokes at the expense of the clay stop motion classic, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. I’m very excited to add Clarice to our outdoor Christmas display, right next to Rudolph and the Bumble.

Anyway, here’s someone’s fun with audio Silence of the Lambs and Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer video. Read the rest of this entry

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