The cats were gonna do a ying yang thing for this photo, but they were all, “F— that shiz.”
Cats are lazy.
Alien is, for me, both the sum of its predecessors as well as the template from which many movies have copied. I guess that’s a complicated way of saying it’s easy to see its influences as well as who the movie influenced after its release. Or, let’s just say it’s a great movie. Read the rest of this entry
Stop worrying about ebola, start worrying about heart disease, cancer and 8 other things that are killing Americans
A recent episode of The Daily Show pointed out that campaigning politicians and talk show hosts (or, if you prefer, “pundits”) have been calling for action regarding protecting Americans from being killed by the ebola virus, which isn’t really a thing that is happening. What is killing Americans is heart disease, cancer and 8 other things at a rate that will probably never be overtaken by ebola.
Besides being an entertaining film in its own right, Tucker & Dale vs. Evil is an excellent “it’s kinda like [insert movie title here]” movie, because you can insert five different movie titles in the blank. Read the rest of this entry
Here is just the latest in sleeping photos of Rocky that require me to crop his junk out of the frame. Such is a dog’s life.
Incidentally, "Mother Simpson" remains one of my favorite one shot characters. Lots of great jokes in that episode.
Anytime I go to the grocery store, I’m always baffled by what I find. During this trip, I saw Lays Cappuccino Potato Chips, which exist because… I dunno, they just do. I presume whoever Chad Scott is brought us this snack innovation I was not interested in trying because I have no interest in combining snacks and coffee.
Then there’s Marley’s Mellow Mood. The only thing I know about this product is it was pulled from a New Jersey school after some kids got sick… so yeah.