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Cosmo gets you the ass you deserve, but not the ass you need right now (?)

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Wow, Cosmo – your ability to keep raising your own bar is beyond impressive.  Keep on keepin’ on!

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Burger King is expensive (in Hawaii)

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I don’t eat meat, so this doesn’t effect me, but nevertheless, that’s one spicy Whopper.

Those are meal prices, by the way – not just the sandwich. But still. I guess they have to ship everything in from the mainland so you get the authentic Burger King experience.

“Hi, I have a Porsche and I’m bad at parking… On purpose.”

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You have to love how far people will go to let you know they’re a a-hole. I would never advocate damaging another person’s property, but if you were to accidentally key this guy’s driver side door, I certainly wouldn’t be mad at you.

Quick thoughts on the first two episodes of Gotham (TV Review)

The first two episodes of Gotham have given me a feel for the show as it is and where it can go from here. So far… I’m on the fence.
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In My Day, Family Guy Was Funny (MEME)

I’m just sayin’ – the best Family Guy episode I’ve ever seen is "Mr. Saturday Knight," and that’s from 2001.

The Maelstrom is Closing to Make Way for Frozen Ride

“You are not the first to pass this way – but, you will be the last.”

EPCOT’s mini log flume ride The Maelstrom is closing on October 5, 2014, to make way for a Frozen themed attraction. Thus, another educational attraction at EPCOT bites the dust. Read the rest of this entry

Thoughts on Game of Thrones, episode 9, season 2

Episode 9 is described as the penultimate episode of season 2 and "Blackwater" certainly lives up to that billing. This is probably the biggest episode of Game of Thrones up to this point – all the potential, finally realized. It’s glorious! Read the rest of this entry

Halloween and Christmas decorations for sale in September

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Dude… just… dude, come on.  Yesterday was the first day of fall. Give me a break with the Halloween and Christmas decorations.  Oh, and if you look carefully, you’ll see a Thanksgiving decoration on the top shelf. This is an assault on sanity. Where’s that lady when you need her?

Meg Ryan Can’t Stop Singing in Movies

Is it just me, or does Meg Ryan sing in a disproportionate amount of her roles than one would assume? That lady likes to sing! I feel like she has a contract rider that encourages the production team to try to work some singing for her. I bet it read something like, “Ms. Ryan shall be featured as a vocalist for no fewer than four measures…” or something like that!

“Jingle Bells” from Sleepless in Seattle
This is obviously not the most inspiring singing performance, but once she gets passed the “horses” bit, she lays it on fairly thick.
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The LEGO Movie (movie review)

Like all art, opinions on The LEGO Movie are entirely subjective. The thing is, almost everyone seems to think it’s a great movie while there are few detractors. Rhett Bartlett (Dial M for Movies) called it "one of the great film disappointments of this decade." That’s going too far for me – my opinion falls closer to the middle of the spectrum. Read the rest of this entry

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