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Jesse “The Body” Ventura – a professional wrestler, a movie star and a governor

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Look how he blurs! Standard definition can not contain him!

Sometimes, I think about the career of Jesse “The Body” Ventura and I get a little misty-eyed.  What an amazing country the United States of America is; truly, a land of opportunity.  Just look at the career path:  he was a professional wrestler, then a movie star, then a governor and now he’s on his second TV show.  You kinda have to wipe away a tear and say, “God bless America.”  If you aren’t convinced, take a look at this and tell me that you’re not proud this man rose to the rank of Governor in the United States.  Tell me.  I dare you.

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A Farewell to Nelson Mandela

We learned yesterday that Nelson Mandela had passed away at the age of 95. His health had been in a state of decline for some months, but he was referred to as critical yet stable, so this is something of a shock, even at Mandela’s age. At a moment like this, it’s easy to realize how unlikely it is that someone like Mandela ever existed and how little chance there is of ever seeing the likes of him again.  Read the rest of this entry

The 150th Anniversary of the Gettysburg Address

One hundred and fifty years ago today, President Abraham Lincoln made his address at the Consecration of the National Cemetery at Gettysburg. In just 10 sentences, Lincoln summed it all up. Read the rest of this entry

Election Day in New Jersey wouldn't be the same without Jeff Boss

Another election day has rolled around and I’m pleased to say that we’ve got Jeff Boss on the ballot again – this time, for Governor. Sure, there are lots of third parties out there, but no one does third party politics quite like Mr. Boss and his "party," calling itself NSA Did 911, which may be the most subtle political party name ever. The cherry on top of the proverbial sundae is, of course, his fantastic sample ballot statement.

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Christie Spends $11.9 Million on Special Election to Hide from Booker

Gov. Chris Christie has decided that New Jersey will hold a special primary and election to fill the seat of Senator Frank Lautenberg, who passed away on Monday, rather than appoint someone to finish out his term. He will have to appoint someone to hold down the fort until after the election in October.

This is both good and bad.

GOOD: It’s good that Gov. Chris Christie isn’t going to appoint someone to finish out Lautenberg’s term. A year and half is a long to have an unelected official fill out a major seat in government.

BAD: It’s bad that this will necessitate both a primary and general election, and Christie has compounded this problem by holding a special election in October rather than adding the senatorial race to the regular November election. This will cost New Jersey tax payers an extra $11.9 million dollars.

If I was the sort of guy that got helicopter rides to little league games, maybe I wouldn’t think $11.9 million dollars was a lot of money, and in the scope of a federal budget, it’s not, but when we’re talking about New Jersey (where we’re literally checking the couch cushions for money to deal with school funding, road maintenance, state employee salaries – not to mention Hurricane Sandy clean up and a million other things), an extra twelve million bucks could go far in any number of areas.

And the reason Christie is doing this is down right despicable.

This special election in October is all about Christie making sure there aren’t an excess of Cory Booker fans at the polls on general election day in November. The theory is that if they are, those people will vote for Christie’s opponent, which is not expected to change the outcome, but merely reduce Christie’s margin of victory and hence make him look less powerful when he goes into the 2016 presidential election. He’d like to go in saying, "I won blue state New Jersey by over 10 points, I’m the guy who can take back the White House," but he’s worried that Booker will ruin that. Hence, the extra twelve million New Jersey will have to pull out of the air from who knows where.

Christie is quoted as saying, "I don’t think you can put a price tag on what it’s worth to have an elected person in the United States Senate."

Yes you can: it’s twelve million dollars. And it’s a complete waste.

A Quick Word on Gun Control

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I took this photo at the post office, and this sign doesn’t look new.  So, we can ascertain that the federal government figured out a long time ago that it didn’t want non law enforcement personnel carrying weapons on their property…  But we should discuss placing guns in schools?  If there’s no room for guns at the post office, should we really surround children with guns?

I’m gonna go ahead and say no…  But on the other hand, a well place police cruiser could certainly be a welcomed addition to any schools security plans.

I know what I’m getting these Obama protestors for Christmas

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These anti-Obama protestors clearly know that the election is over (but not that it’s winter – despite the snow – as they’re not wearing coats) as they are advocating impeachment for President Obama, but I’m going to get them a calendar for Christmas anyway.  See, it’s much easier to try to swing people’s votes in a place where elections are close (presidential elections are not close in my area) than it is to pressure local citizens to pressure their representatives in congress to impeach a president.  Besides, impeachment doesn’t throw an official out of office, it just puts them on trial, and if they lose the trial they could be removed from office, but they may not necessarily be kicked to the curb.

I’m just assuming that the goal of people who can’t figure out that they need a coat during winter must be more than a trial – I’d think they’d be advocating for full removal from office because they must be serious folks with a point to make if they’re standing out in the snow in February in a town with a population less than 10,000… blah.  I thought about interviewing them, but my veggie delight sandwich was getting soggy, so I bounced.

Gov Christie Didn’t like Pres Obama’s Inauguration Speech

chris-christie-2016As you know, President Obama has been sworn in for his second term as President of the United States.  Despite the Inauguration occurring on Martin Luther King Jr Day, most of us had to work and missed the festivities.  And it’s a good thing, too – Governor Christie didn’t enjoy the speech, so I’m sure that means it was a pinko commie manifesto that tarnishes this great country.  Let’s take a look. Read the rest of this entry

What am I looking at?

Welcome to CreativeJamie.com’s 639th post – and I have absolutely no idea what it is.

Watch it in it's entirety...

Watch it in its entirety…

I saw this just as you are seeing it – completely out of context.  And I have no idea what I’m looking at.  I see what is happening, but what in the hell does this have to do with Obama?  I don’t get it.  If anybody knows, I’d love to hear why this makes sense.

NRA Deliberately Missing the Point on Obama’s Gun Control Message

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By now, I’m sure you’ve heard of the NRA’s suggestion of putting an armed guard in all schools – I’ve also heard an NRA rep say teachers should be armed and trained.  Finally, the NRA released an attack ad that called the President an ‘elitist hypocrite,’ which seems to refer to the Secret Service protection that he and his family receive.  This seems to deliberately miss the point that President Obama is making.

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I’m voting for Obama: Part 2

Barack Obama 2008I had planned an entire series of “I’m voting for Obama” posts, but Hurricane Sandy screwed that up. Anyway, here is the penultimate post on why I’m voting for Obama.

(Unfortunately, I don’t have time to unleash the humongous essays on various issues I had planned, so I’m only providing the Cliff Notes version on limited topics.) Read the rest of this entry

How much does Big Bird cost?

mitt-romneyDuring the first presidential debate (I’m only one debate behind – awesome!) Governor Romney mentioned that while he did love Big Bird, if he were elected president, he would stop the subsidy to PBS.  This comment has inspired me to do two very scary things:  1) look up details on government spending and 2) math.

In case you missed Romney’s quote from the debate, here it is, in all of it’s out of context glory:

“I’m sorry Jim, I’m going to stop the subsidy to PBS. I like PBS, I actually love Big Bird. I like you too, but I’m not going to keep on spending money on things to borrow money from China to pay for.”

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“What am I famous for?” – Grace Bedell

She sent President Lincoln a letter and suggested that he grow a beard – SO HE DID.  Crazy, right?  I just assumed Lincoln fancied the beard, always had a beard, or at least always had a beard later in life, but nope – not until 1860.

Check out Grace Bedell on wikipedia and read the letter one little girl wrote to then candidate Lincoln that changed Lincoln’s face forever.

I’m voting for Obama: Part 1

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I’ve decided that for part 1 of my “I’m voting for Obama” series, I’d point you in the direction of an infinitely superior writer in the personage of Mr. Peter David:

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Mitt Romney, budding standup comedian

mitt-romney-laughingWho would have guessed that Republican Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney would be so hilarious?  The dude is straight up funny, and that’s no lie.  Here are some of his funniest lines from the campaign trail.

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Random Texts Sent Between Mitt Romney and His Campaign Manager

mitt-romneyPoliticians must text, right?  It’s a standard mode of communication these days and I’d have to imagine it’s an invaluable tool during the constant on the go of a presidential campaign.  Here’s what I imagine the texts exchanged between Mitt Romney and his campaign manager look like.

Also, 10 bucks says Mitt uses a Blackberry.

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Who’s Dave Mustaine? And he said WHAT about Obama?

Who’s Dave Mustaine, you ask?  I actually know the answer to this – he’s the guitar player that got kicked out of Metallica during their early days, and then he started Megadeth, a band whose music has no lasting value whatsoever.  You might have seen his name in the news lately because he has a tendency to open his pie hole and say dumb things, but I’m here to tell you that he’s not worth listening to. Read the rest of this entry

GOP wants Todd Akin out of Senate Race AND Constitutional Amendment Outlawing Abortion AND international skinny dipping

My bachelor’s degree might say cum laude on it (ladies*), but this doesn’t mean I’m especially intelligent.  I know this** because I don’t understand the GOP trying to yank Todd Akin out of a Senate race for saying stupid things about rape and pregnancy while simultaneously reaffirming their commitment to a Constitutional Amendment that outlaws abortion under any circumstances.  Also, skinny dipping is not a great idea if you’re a member of Congress…  well, they might have a handle on that one.
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Iraqi Electricity Problems + Katie Couric = Public Relations Something, Something, Something

For nearly a decade now, Iraq has struggled with intermittent electricity problems.  Some folks receive 10 hours of power a day, some 4, and some have other varied experiences in between.  This isn’t a new story and there doesn’t seem to be anything new to report – but that’s not stopping the Iraqi Electricity Ministry from posting daily reports.  And the best way to let Iraqis know about these daily electricity reports is billboards featuring Katie Couric.

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Obviously.

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Affordable Care Act is ruled constitutional, robs Americans of election year of attack ads

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SWISH!

Now that the Supreme Court has ruled that the Affordable Care Act is constitutional, the aftermath can begin.  In the next few months and years, the law will be implemented, but I’m more concerned with the here and now.  If the court had struck down the law, we would have seen some sweet attack ads in the upcoming presidential election.  Now we can only guess at what we’ve lost… Read the rest of this entry

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