Category Archives: photos

pictures I’ve taken

Beach Storm

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This storm just kinda rolled in on us as we were walking on the beach.  We got back to the hotel in time, but only just.  Lots of lighting!

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Earth Day Birthday Prank

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I imagine this Person got a birthday card that went something like:

Monday was Earth Day,
Today is your birthday,
So, we wasted a ton of paper in your honor.

PS:  the tape we used is ruining your paint job.

Daily GIF (Mar 20)

Remember when I said, “I doubt I’ll actually do this every day?”  Wow, I sure do know me.

Anyway, if you’re on the east coast, here’s your morning GIF – and if you’re on the west coast, well, then, go back to bed!  If you’re located somewhere in between or not in the continental United States,then I apologize as I have no idea what time it is by you.  Check out the GIF after the jump… Continue reading

Mirror Art

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I don’t advocate graffiti or vandalism and I certainly don’t want people to go around scratching up innocent mirrors, but this is pretty cool looking.  Mirror art – who knew?  Do you get bad luck from scratching a mirror or do you straight up have to break it?

These questions are just too big for me.  See a closeup of the scratch mirror art after the jump… Continue reading

Oh Target, you so crazy

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I took this photo just before the Super Bowl, so I think their stocking idea was that you’d come in to Target for some snacks and walk out with some snacks… and a 40 inch TV.  Makes sense.

I know what I’m getting these Obama protestors for Christmas

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These anti-Obama protestors clearly know that the election is over (but not that it’s winter – despite the snow – as they’re not wearing coats) as they are advocating impeachment for President Obama, but I’m going to get them a calendar for Christmas anyway.  See, it’s much easier to try to swing people’s votes in a place where elections are close (presidential elections are not close in my area) than it is to pressure local citizens to pressure their representatives in congress to impeach a president.  Besides, impeachment doesn’t throw an official out of office, it just puts them on trial, and if they lose the trial they could be removed from office, but they may not necessarily be kicked to the curb.

I’m just assuming that the goal of people who can’t figure out that they need a coat during winter must be more than a trial – I’d think they’d be advocating for full removal from office because they must be serious folks with a point to make if they’re standing out in the snow in February in a town with a population less than 10,000… blah.  I thought about interviewing them, but my veggie delight sandwich was getting soggy, so I bounced.

New York Post & Daily News have contest on most offensive headline regarding Blade Runner case

In case you were wondering which newspaper would win in a contest to see who can come up with the most offensive headline regarding the Olympian Oscar Pistorius (aka Blade Runner) being charged with his girlfriend’s murder, it’s a tie.  The New York Post and the New York Daily News will both be receiving gold medals.

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I suppose there’s plenty of room in hell for both the News and the Post.

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Stained Glass Window in Microsoft Paint

The last few versions of Microsoft Paint sure have improved on the old design, but this could have been done in any version of the program.

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Winter Storm Nemo – AKA Ice Ice Baby

FEBRUARY 910:35 AM:  It seems like the worst of Nemo is over now.  I don’t think we got nearly as much snow as they thought we might, and when you couple that with the fact that we still have power, well… I couldn’t be more grateful.  I am, however, going to have shovel the car out, which will be no fun at all.

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FEBRUARY 8
2 PM:  It’s changed back to snow now, and the volume of snow that’s coming down is serious.  Don’t F with Nemo.

1 PM:  So far, we’re getting a fair amount of ice here in Bergen County New Jersey, courtesy of Winter Storm Nemo.  It was snowing earlier this morning, but it’s changed over to whatever it’s doing now.

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Very slippery, very heavy… frozen rain, I guess.  It’s the noisiest precipitation this side of hail.

Spock likes to photograph naked ladies

This isn’t exactly breaking news, but Spock (and when I say "Spock," I mean Leonard Nimoy), is quite the photographer – and when he takes pictures, there are often naked ladies in the photos.

Fascinating.

Don’t take my word for it – check it out yourself. But please keep in mind that before you click the link, remember that I warned you that you’re going to a website that is, in at least some part, populated by photos of naked women that were taken by Spock, son of Sarek. True, he’s a wonderful photographer and it’s all tastefully done, but again – naked ladies.

Even when he photographs eggs, he positions them like boobs.

OK, you get it – click here.

Anyway, it’s not all naked ladies – here is a wonderful pic Mr. Nimoy took of his parents. If you’re into black and white photos of bare chested ladies taken by cultural icons, this is the website for you.

Daily GIF (Jan 31)

I doubt I’ll actually do this every day, but I do want to take a moment to point out how awesome animated GIFs are.  Sure, they don’t hit the bulls-eye every time, but they can be a lot of fun as well as mysterious.  I’ve never communicated with anyone who’s made an animated GIF except for the one time I made one.

Anyway, if you’re on the east coast, here’s your afternoon GIF – and if you’re on the west coast, well, then, GIF o the mornin’ to ya!  If you’re located somewhere in between or not in the continental United States,then I apologize as I have no idea what time it is by you.

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That is awesome.  Also, really good camera work.

Daily GIF (Jan 30)

I doubt I’ll actually do this every day, but I do want to take a moment to point out how awesome animated GIFs are.  Sure, they don’t hit the bulls-eye every time, but they can be a lot of fun as well as mysterious.  I’ve never communicated with anyone who’s made an animated GIF except for the one time I made one.

Anyway, if you’re on the east coast, here’s your afternoon GIF – and if you’re on the west coast, well, then, GIF o the mornin’ to ya!  If you’re located somewhere in between or not in the continental United States,then I apologize as I have no idea what time it is by you.

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What do you think, ladies?  Empowering?  Just awesome?  No good?

Daily GIF (Jan 29)

I doubt I’ll actually do this every day, but I do want to take a moment to point out how awesome animated GIFs are.  Sure, they don’t hit the bulls-eye every time, but they can be a lot of fun as well as mysterious.  I’ve never communicated with anyone who’s made an animated GIF except for the one time I made one.

Anyway, if you’re on the east coast, here’s your afternoon GIF – and if you’re on the west coast, well, then, GIF o the mornin’ to ya!  If you’re located somewhere in between or not in the continental United States,then I apologize as I have no idea what time it is by you.

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That is one happy Cookie Monster.

Daily GIF (Jan 28)

I doubt I’ll actually do this every day, but I do want to take a moment to point out how awesome animated GIFs are.  Sure, they don’t hit the bulls-eye every time, but they can be a lot of fun as well as mysterious.  I’ve never communicated with anyone who’s made an animated GIF except for the one time I made one. Continue reading

Caption this dog photo!

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So far, I’ve got:

“Listen to the music of the night!”

“Lost the other side of my face in Nam.  War is hell.”

Got any caption ideas for this photo?  Drop them in the comments!