Category Archives: observations

things I see and must speak on, son!

“Dad Bods” are nothing to be proud of


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An Open Letter to Men,

Hi guys!  I hope you’re doing well, because as a gender… we keep f@cking up.  It’s the Twenty First Century, but sexism, sexual assault and rape are still running rampant.  Not only does the Congressional Committee on Global Women’s Issues handle five other things, but it only seems to have only one female member.  We can’t even watch a Mad Max reboot without complaining that women have ruined it.  Bros, this is not good.  Maybe if all of these other bits weren’t a thing, we could get away with the “Dad Bods” idea, but seriously, guys, the least we can do is f@cking exercise.  Read the rest of this entry

Westin Hotel Showers are Recording Booths


Every time we stay in a Westin, I can’t help but notice the showers and how they are equipped with one mammoth overhead fixture and then a second detachable shower head that looks like a microphone.  And therefore, one can get their Ferris Bueller on. Read the rest of this entry

Bathroom Graffiti: Airport Edition


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Ah graffiti artists, how you pull at my heart-strings!  They create art and break the law all in one fell swoop.  It kinda makes me wish I could draw.  I love the detail on the mouth here as we are asked to ponder “Wake up” or “Keep Dreaming?”  Those angry eyebrows make me think that waking up is not the prefered course or action and I do find it quite apropos to the airport experience.  When one is traveling, you’re detached from the routine and sometimes, it feels that if you could just keep on going and never return home, maybe you’d just “keep dreaming.”

My mind tends to wander when I’m in the bathroom.

There she blows! It’s my recycling garbage all over the neighborhood!


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When I went outside this morning and found this recycling mess, for some reason, all I could think of was Willem Dafoe’s death in Platoon
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Oh Hai, Society – Stop Telling Me Not To Get Married!


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This is appropriate in society for some reason.

I’m getting married and I’m pumped up about it!  EVERYBODY STOP TRYING TO KILL MY BUZZ!  Seriously, society – what’s your problem?  Here’s my theory:

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How much does a smooth move cost?


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That much.

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The Mega Jug might be too much soda


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Look how big it is! Look! And don’t tell me that it’s not meant for in person. Read the rest of this entry

“You couldn’t fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had a electrified fooling machine!”


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A PSA FROM CreativeJamie.com:  On this April Fools Day, remember – we’re not funny the rest of the year, so there’s no reason to start today.  Take it from The Simpsons and remember that pranks are dangerous!  Read the rest of this entry

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