Category Archives: observations
things I see and must speak on, son!
An Open Letter to Men,
Hi guys! I hope you’re doing well, because as a gender… we keep f@cking up. It’s the Twenty First Century, but sexism, sexual assault and rape are still running rampant. Not only does the Congressional Committee on Global Women’s Issues handle five other things, but it only seems to have only one female member. We can’t even watch a Mad Max reboot without complaining that women have ruined it. Bros, this is not good. Maybe if all of these other bits weren’t a thing, we could get away with the “Dad Bods” idea, but seriously, guys, the least we can do is f@cking exercise. Read the rest of this entry
Every time we stay in a Westin, I can’t help but notice the showers and how they are equipped with one mammoth overhead fixture and then a second detachable shower head that looks like a microphone. And therefore, one can get their Ferris Bueller on. Read the rest of this entry
Ah graffiti artists, how you pull at my heart-strings! They create art and break the law all in one fell swoop. It kinda makes me wish I could draw. I love the detail on the mouth here as we are asked to ponder “Wake up” or “Keep Dreaming?” Those angry eyebrows make me think that waking up is not the prefered course or action and I do find it quite apropos to the airport experience. When one is traveling, you’re detached from the routine and sometimes, it feels that if you could just keep on going and never return home, maybe you’d just “keep dreaming.”
My mind tends to wander when I’m in the bathroom.
When I went outside this morning and found this recycling mess, for some reason, all I could think of was Willem Dafoe’s death in Platoon.
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I’m getting married and I’m pumped up about it! EVERYBODY STOP TRYING TO KILL MY BUZZ! Seriously, society – what’s your problem? Here’s my theory:
Look how big it is! Look! And don’t tell me that it’s not meant for in person. Read the rest of this entry