Category Archives: observations
things I see and must speak on, son!
Doc's Draft House Pear Hard Apple Cider and American Fruits Bourbon Barrel Aged 12 Months Apple Liqueur (quick booze roundup)
It’s all Warwick Valley Winery & Distillery all the time (of Warwick, New York) – over the last few days, we’ve chugged down Doc’s Draft House Pear Hard Apple Cider and American Fruits Bourbon Barrel Aged 12 Months Apple Liqueur. The opinions have been recorded, so we’re ready to talk some booze! Read the rest of this entry
Given that many countries in Europe and around the world are memorializing World War I on it’s 100th anniversary, maybe it’s fair for me to suggest that the New York Times tone down that headline. I read the article; one guy said he thought this would be good for their economy – that’s it. He didn’t say anything to the tune of "This is proof of Germany’s superiority; it’s the start of a World Cup victory onslaught that will last a thousand years!"
Anyway, relax is all I’m saying.
Today exciting episode of truth in advertising:
The site’s ad vender is experimenting with these image ads that pop up on top of images. In this case, it’s put this blond woman’s head in my mouth. Worse things have happened to me in my life, but this situation is far from ideal. Still, it’s kinda funny looking, though.
This past weekend, the International Raelian Movement hired a plane to fly over New York beaches towing a banner featuring a peace sign, a heart symbol and the swastika. The idea is that the Nazis co opted the swastika and corrupted it – the symbol is an ancient sign that had been used for generations before World War II. The word swastika literally means "well being" and is a part of common Hindu practices that have nothing to do with the Nazis. Therefore, the symbol deserves to be returned to it’s pre Nazi place in the world.
And that’s just never going to happen.
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Germany Triumphs over Brazil, most Americans have no idea what you’re talking about (2014 World Cup)
Yesterday, Germany stunned Brazil and their fans by handing them a 7-1 defeat. That’s as lopsided a score as any you’ll see in children’s soccer game, but Germany’s win is the biggest margin of victory in a semifinal game in World Cup history.
And Americans are generally aware this took place. Read the rest of this entry
Spam comments are just part of life here on the Web. If you have a website, you’re going to have to deal with it at some point – or every day. Lately, it feels like the situation is worse than usual. I guess you have to admire their tenacity – their comments are so obviously fake (their goal is to get an active URL on the site), but they keep at it despite never getting through.
Here’s to you, spammers – you keep on trucking!
But preferably, somewhere else.
To “pull the goalie” is to intentionally stop using birth control methods in order to produce a child. Believe it or not, some pregnancies are planned, and when you make this decision, feel free to drop this colloquialism.
About the CreativeJamie.com Dictionary:
The CreativeJamie.com Dictionary is something I’ve wanted to do for a long time, but never got around to until now. I had a writing college in class during which one assignment challenged us to make up our own words. I sucked at it (hard), but I loved the idea, so I’m giving it a go now.
Thanks so much to everyone for visiting the site, hitting the like button, rating posts, dropping comments, following on Facebook, Twitter and WordPress – all that jazz! It may sound silly, but I greatly appreciate it. Just knowing that people are out there reading the stuff and watching the videos… It’s great. I can’t verbalize what it means to me, but I did want to take a sec to say thanks.
You folks rock!
The game over screen for Friday the 13th is by far the best of it’s kind. This is a terrible NES game, but they got this one bit right.
YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE DEAD.
That is classic right there. None of that gentle "game over, continue" sort of stuff – this game’s all, "Ya dead, biatch! So are your friends! Now I’m gonna go to your house and burn it to ground after I eat all the food in your fridge and pee on your carpets! I’m gonna push your car into a lake after I fill the gas tank with sugar and drop a number two in the trunk! I’m gonna fill out a credit card application in your name, get the card and run up a bunch of debt that I will NEVER pay off! Kiss your FICO score goodbye, jack-hole!"
Anyway, here it is in it’s original 8 bit glory:
What year do these junk snail mail senders think it is – 2001? You can’t just pick a font that looks like handwriting and expect to fool anyone. It’s junk mail – I can tell it’s not real handwriting. Also, I don’t know anyone in Columbia, Maryland, and it’s not currently some bygone error when long distance calling was impossible or expensive, so no one I don’t know is going to try to contact me this way… I appreciate they don’t want to put their company name on the outside of the envelope because if they did, I’d be less likely to open it, but… let’s stop this game. You’re just wasting paper. I recycle it, and it’s nice that the Post Office gets some business, but… yeesh. Get with the times and just blast me with spam email like everyone else!
What can you say about a cat scratching post called Pulp Friction? It’s awesome, that’s what! We’ve bot something of a cat theme going this week… hm. It’s probably not going anywhere – unless I get an unbelievable burst of energy and actually edit that cat video I shot several months ago… Stranger things have happened. Anyway, good job, Marketing Team – Pulp Friction is the best name for a product ever. Samuel L. Jackson would be proud.
You gotta love DJ Cat. I’m a little concerned about the treatment of said cat, but he’s great, no question there. And a Rays fan, to boot! Got to give DJ Cat props for sticking with the Rays, who are 24-40 so far this year. Maybe DJ Cat can get them pumped.
I don’t know a thing about the origin of DJ Cat. Who made this? Where’d it come from? Well, it’s an officially sanctioned Tampa Bay Rays mascot! What an age of wonders we live in! Here’s the video:
This past Memorial Day, we all took a moment to honor our Veterans, but we have a much larger obligation than that.
As has been often reported of late, we, as a country, are not doing a great job of taking care of our Veterans needs after their service is over with specific regard to their medical care. Last Friday, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart briefly outlined a history of America’s unfortunate treatment of it’s Veterans.
This is a corner we all need to turn together. Contact your member of Congress and let them know that our veterans deserve quality and timely care. I’ve included a draft you can paste into the email form after the jump. Read the rest of this entry
Photoshopping models is nothing new, but it’s something that’s outside of my experience. I’ve heard about it in the news, but I kinda live in a model free world as I don’t read magazines or observe the sort of still images where the said photoshopped models images exist. That all changed after my How to Buy Eyeglasses post.
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Having just went through the exercise of buying eyeglasses for the millionth time in my life, here are some observations I’ve made over the years that can make the experience a bit easier in the short and long term. Read the rest of this entry
Sometimes, the sun hits a tube television in just the right way and you get a great mirror effect, which I was able to utilize in this photo of Maggie, our resident golden retriever. If you’re in the right place at the right time of day and have a tube television in the right spot, this is a fun thing to play with!
No, not the Popeye character – it’s actual olive oil in a pan shaped like a smiley face. Sometimes, life just works out like that… or, I’m so powerful that even cooking products bend themselves to my will.
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While wandering around the urban wasteland that is any Target store, Dr. Girlfriend and I came across this Paper Mohawk Wig. I suppose one never knows when they’ll need to have such an item on hand and five bucks sounds like a fair price, but I passed up this impulse purchase opportunity.
I may live to regret that decision…