Category Archives: observations
things I see and must speak on, son!
Stop worrying about ebola, start worrying about heart disease, cancer and 8 other things that are killing Americans
A recent episode of The Daily Show pointed out that campaigning politicians and talk show hosts (or, if you prefer, “pundits”) have been calling for action regarding protecting Americans from being killed by the ebola virus, which isn’t really a thing that is happening. What is killing Americans is heart disease, cancer and 8 other things at a rate that will probably never be overtaken by ebola.
Anytime I go to the grocery store, I’m always baffled by what I find. During this trip, I saw Lays Cappuccino Potato Chips, which exist because… I dunno, they just do. I presume whoever Chad Scott is brought us this snack innovation I was not interested in trying because I have no interest in combining snacks and coffee.
Then there’s Marley’s Mellow Mood. The only thing I know about this product is it was pulled from a New Jersey school after some kids got sick… so yeah.
I had every intention of doing an Ice Bucket Challenge video, but at the time, I was in neck deep in making a movie… and I still am. But, I did write a script, I started putting together a shot list and story boards… time just didn’t allow for me to execute. So, here’s my Ice Bucket Challenge, in written form. Read the rest of this entry
I know, it’s only September and I shouldn’t be doing Christmas posts yet, but screw you, you picky prick! I found the most amazing page of a Sears Wish Book that ever existed and the fact that Farrah Fawcett is included in this situation is only half the reason this is great.
OK, probably more than half… Read the rest of this entry
Last time on Fun with Google Autocomplete, we learned that Americans were bad at history and distinguishing between fantasy and reality. This time, we see that Google is doing a great job of anticipating our concerns about the NFL and their most notorious players. Read the rest of this entry