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Gun Control NOW!


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Guns take a life in America every 16 minutes. Enough is enough. I know the NRA is one of the most powerful lobbies in Washington (if not the most powerful), but this is ridiculous. It shouldn’t be easier to get a gun then it is to get a driver’s license.  It’s time for some Australian styled gun control.  Email your representative in the House and Senate to tell them you want gun control NOW!

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Facebook: The Official Site of Finding Out Which of Your High School Friends are Racist and/or Crazy


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This is the best thing ever.

Oh Facebook, you’ve taught me so much over the years.  I suppose the most treasured lesson is the revelation that former acquaintances have taken the proverbial long walk off the short mental pier.  Read the rest of this entry

I’m Back & I’m Married


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The hiatus is over – I’m back and I’m married!
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Halloween Grab Bag 2015


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Here’s a mix of the best from around the web for Halloween 2015!  Read the rest of this entry

Most Popular Halloween Costumes 1990-2015


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A plastic smock and a mask held on by rubber bands were the only Halloween costumes you could buy in the 80s.

I can’t believe I’ve never looked into this before, but better late than never.  Here are the most popular Halloween costumes spanning from 1990 to 2015.  How can the internet already know what the most popular costume of this year is already?  The internet just knows, man – it just knows.  Read the rest of this entry

Little Elm, TX knows how to Celebrate Halloween


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I’ve never lived in a town that did anything for Halloween, and now, I wish I did.  Hats off to Little Elm, Texas and their Little Elm Pumpkin Hollow. Check out a town that celebrates Halloween properly! Read the rest of this entry

Clever portajohn sign makes surfers sad


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Florida based Ron’s Jons portajohns is clearly missing their calling.  They shouldn’t be hauling shit around (See what I did there?), they should be making clever signs!  Read the rest of this entry

South Africa’s Tourism Campaign Needs Work


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Hey, South Africa, uhm… let’s work on this.  Read the rest of this entry

@Uptomyknees (Max Landis) likes to Tweet up a Twitter storm


 

I’m a fan of screenwriter Max Landis (Twitter handle @Uptomyknees) and a few weeks ago, it occurred to me that I could probably follow him on Twitter, so I did.  I guess I shouldn’t be surprised he’s a frequent Tweeter, but brother, can that guy ever Tweet.  He’s the Tweetest Tweeter whoever Tweeted.

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“Seriously?”

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Spam Comment 101 for WordPress.com users


If you use WordPress for the backend of your site, you should be familiar with the spam content feature because if you do any traffic at all, you’ll get spam comments.  They’re not always this obvious – they’re usually more of the, “Hello, this post is very informative and I will be sure to bookmark it for future reference” or something like that, but with lower grammar standards.  Then you get these, a keyword stuffer from the late 1990s, selling a product that’s totally irrelevant to the post.  Read the rest of this entry

a 90s definition of euphemism by Sega


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Sega does what Ninten-Don’t (no, not stay a viable video game console company) – they use euphemistic language in their ads.  They’re not the first to make the “you’re playing with your joystick” joke, but they were probably the last because now we have the Playstation Motion Controller, and it doesn’t get any more obvious than that.

The Future is NOW: Motorized Animal Scooters at the mall


Friends, I have seen THE FUTURE!  It is out there, vibrant and ripe for the harvesting!  Go to the Paramus Park Mall and ride the motorized animal scooters!  Read the rest of this entry

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