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Oh Hai, Nissan! Why’s your ad crazy?

I know it’s October and Halloween is on everyone’s mind, but jeez, Nissan – pump the proverbial breaks, would ya?   Read the rest of this entry

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Mexican Restaurant Menu Suggests You Kidnap Children (Subliminally)


Check out the first item on the menu. You thought it said kidnap children, right? This is why I don’t eat chicken.

Stop worrying about ebola, start worrying about heart disease, cancer and 8 other things that are killing Americans

A recent episode of The Daily Show pointed out that campaigning politicians and talk show hosts (or, if you prefer, “pundits”) have been calling for action regarding protecting Americans from being killed by the ebola virus, which isn’t really a thing that is happening. What is killing Americans is heart disease, cancer and 8 other things at a rate that will probably never be overtaken by ebola.

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Lays Cappuccino Potato Chips and Marley’s Mellow Mood


Anytime I go to the grocery store, I’m always baffled by what I find. During this trip, I saw Lays Cappuccino Potato Chips, which exist because… I dunno, they just do. I presume whoever Chad Scott is brought us this snack innovation I was not interested in trying because I have no interest in combining snacks and coffee.


Then there’s Marley’s Mellow Mood. The only thing I know about this product is it was pulled from a New Jersey school after some kids got sick… so yeah.

Cosmo gets you the ass you deserve, but not the ass you need right now (?)


Wow, Cosmo – your ability to keep raising your own bar is beyond impressive.  Keep on keepin’ on!

Burger King is expensive (in Hawaii)


I don’t eat meat, so this doesn’t effect me, but nevertheless, that’s one spicy Whopper.

Those are meal prices, by the way – not just the sandwich. But still. I guess they have to ship everything in from the mainland so you get the authentic Burger King experience.

“Hi, I have a Porsche and I’m bad at parking… On purpose.”


You have to love how far people will go to let you know they’re a a-hole. I would never advocate damaging another person’s property, but if you were to accidentally key this guy’s driver side door, I certainly wouldn’t be mad at you.

Halloween and Christmas decorations for sale in September


Dude… just… dude, come on.  Yesterday was the first day of fall. Give me a break with the Halloween and Christmas decorations.  Oh, and if you look carefully, you’ll see a Thanksgiving decoration on the top shelf. This is an assault on sanity. Where’s that lady when you need her?

The Ice Bucket Challenge that never was

I had every intention of doing an Ice Bucket Challenge video, but at the time, I was in neck deep in making a movie… and I still am. But, I did write a script, I started putting together a shot list and story boards… time just didn’t allow for me to execute. So, here’s my Ice Bucket Challenge, in written form. Read the rest of this entry

Sunday Cat Blog 9/14/14


Now the cats are taking over the dog beds, too. No fear, yo


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