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Jim Carrey sings I Am The Walrus while George Martin look on, does nothing to stop it

I didn’t bother to look up why this happened: Jim Carrey covered "I Am The Walrus" with Beatles producer George Martin helping out. I’m just going to let this exist and not ponder why.

It goes exactly the way you’d expect it to. Hey, it’s Jim Carrey doing Jim Carrey stuff. If you let that dude in the room, he’s going to do what he does. It’d be like hiring Al Pacino and then complaining he yells all the time. Read the rest of this entry

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“Can’t Fight This Feeling” by REO Speedwagon (What the hell is this song about anyway?)

I’ve tried to unravel a fair share of song lyrics in my time, but now, I’m upping the ante and doing my best to decipher music videos.  This time, I’m taking a look at “Can’t Fight This Feeling” by REO Speedwagon and… well, I may have bit off more than I can chew, because this video is baffling.

I’ve been doing the “What the hell is this song about anyway?” feature for a while, but now seemed like the time for it to jump from the written form to a video series.  Right now, it feels like I’ll be staying with 1980s music videos, but who knows what the future will hold?  Certainly not me.  If you’d like to check out more of our videos, visit our YouTube Channel! Read the rest of this entry

Turn (AMC series) mixed with “Turn! Turn! Turn!” by The Byrds

AMC has a new show out called Turn; it’s about American Colonial spies during the Revolutionary War against the British.  I decided the trailer would mix well with “Turn! Turn! Turn!,” which was written by Pete Seeger, but I’m using The Byrds version here.  The only things I edited was the start sync with the video and music as well as rocking that “AMC something more” title card back and forth until I got a sync-out with the music that I liked.

An Extremely Awkward Stone Gossard Interview

In what is sure to be a stunning development to all, Pearl Jam’s You Tube channel is now dropping new content weekly.  And its content includes lots of stuff like this Stone Gossard interview. Read the rest of this entry

"Too Close" by Next (what in the hell is this song about, anyway?)

"Too Close" was released in 1997 by Next. It’s got a smooth, slick sound and full harmonies. I’ve never been one to have a great grasp on what people are actually saying, but "You’re making it hard for me" got my attention and I decided I needed to take a closer look at the lyrics.

I wonder if she could tell I’m hard right now, hmmm

OK, so much for metaphor. Guess we’re not burying the lead here, huh? I guess when they sing "You’re making it hard for me," they’re talking about ‘ol Mr. Penis.

Yeah, come on, dance for me baby, ha ha, yeah
Ut oh, you feel that? Alright
Come on, don’t stop now
You done did it, come on, uh, yeah, alright, hold on

"You done did it" kinda sounds like he’s blaming "baby" for his erection and she is now responsible for said erection. I gotta tell you, guys, I don’t think that argument is going to hold up at the club, at home or in court. Read the rest of this entry

"There can be only one" Highlander movie review!

There is so much to like about Highlander - and yet, the movie is kinda silly. In many ways, it’s the perfect 1980s action-adventure-fantasy flick as it checks off the boxes while pushing the limits of the genre and is still careful not to go too far. It’s Godfather II styled interwoven past and present story telling is ambitious and a bit grand for a movie about guys who are compelled to cut each other’s heads off, but that’s 80s movies for you.
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Creed is the Name of a Band that Still Sorta Exists

Why I’m writing about Creed is going to take a while to explain.  I’ll do my best to make sense of it all.

It all started when I was editing the Green Lantern movie review post.  I was fixing a grammatical error when I noticed this:

sinestro creed

Lemme zoom in for ya.

sinestro-his-eyes-wide-open

I thought, “Holy potato balls!” and nearly did a spit take all over my monitor.  The fragment, “with arms wide open” was a line from the Creed song of the same name, but as soon as I think Creed, I remember their up tempo hit, “Higher.”

This reference hadn’t been relevant for over ten years when the post was originally published, and now, it seemed even more ridiculous.  I made the decision to delete it, but I didn’t – I never shall.  I just kept looking at it and thinking.

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Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark Broadway review

Oh Spider-Man, you’re so friendly and neighborhood…ee. Our relationship has never been great, but this… This makes The Amazing Spider-Man look like Citizen Cane. The “this” in question is Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark, which closes on January 4th here in New York City. Read the rest of this entry

“Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney” – the Unholy Grail of Christmas Carols

Why, why, why does this exist?  Why would Ella Fitzgerald, the “First Lady of Song,” the “Queen of Jazz,” why, I ask you all, why would “Lady Ella” record such a song?

Santa Claus got stuck in my chimney,
Stuck in my chimney, stuck in the chimney
Santa Claus got stuck in my chimney
When he came last year

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Oh Hai, Radio Stations that only play Christmas Music; why you playin' "Linus and Lucy?"

When it comes to Christmas Albums, the Vince Guaraldi Trio’s soundtrack to A Charlie Brown Christmas is at the top of the heap. And, since, it’s a soundtrack, the album includes the signature song from the Peanuts specials, that being "Linus and Lucy." And here’s where we run into an issue. Read the rest of this entry

Gary Hoey's cover of "You're a mean one Mr.Grinch"

If you’re not familiar with Gary Hoey’s hard rock covers of Christmas songs… well, get familiar with them, because they rock! Very Hard! You can hear a whole bunch of his rocking tunes .

"Holy Grail" – the end of life as I know it (music review)

What… what the hell?

I presume that at this point, you’ve listened to "Holy Grail," the new jam dropped by Jay Z (featuring Justin Timberlake?!?) and have, accordingly, beheld that which occurs at about the one minute mark. This, to me, (along with the incessant use of ‘uh!’) is baffling.

Now the word "baffling" may imply something I have no intention of conveying, so let me first clear up exactly how I feel about "Smells Like Teen Spirit." Read the rest of this entry

Do you want to tell Lady Gaga her dress can’t fly, or should I?

Lady Gaga has unveiled VOLANTIS, which she is calling the World’s First Flying Dress.  In reality, it’s just a helicopter/inverted hovercraft sort of gizmo that has something that sort of looks like a dress where a seat should go.  The YouTube description proclaims that the “dress” was “built by the TechHaus, the technical division of the Haus of Gaga.”

…  I’m sorry, what now? Read the rest of this entry

Inside the Jonas Brothers Breakup (A Fly on the Wall)

Welcome to A Fly On The Wall, a feature that imagines what it would be like to hear conversations that may or may not have ever actually occurred. This time, we’ll use our fly power to listen in on the Jonas Brothers Breakup.

JOE

Ain’t no meeting like a Jonas Brothers meeting, cuz a Jonas Brothers meeting DON’T STOP!

NICK

Right – thanks for the enthusiasm, Joe. I appreciate you guys sitting down with me today.


KEVIN

No probl-

JOE

Of course, man! [singing] You light up my world like nobody else!

NICK

That’s a One Direction song.

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Pink triangle: imminent construction or lesbian gang activity?

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This showed up on the street a few mornings ago. Is this Pink triangle a sign of imminent construction or lesbian gang activity?  It has to be one or the other.

"Tell 'em Large Marge sent ya!" or Phantom 309 (movies/music)

Unless you’re significantly older or younger than me (in which case you’re not cool – sorry), you’ve seen Pee Wee’s Big Adventure (which is probably Tim Burton’s finest movie – in spite of Tim Burton, I would argue), and if you’ve seen that flick, you’ll certainly remember the Large Marge seen. Here’s a refresher:

Now here’s the kicker – that story sure does sound a lot like the story in this old song. Check this out! Read the rest of this entry

“Just Give Me A Reason” by Pink VS the “Guatemalan Love Song” From The 40-Year-Old Virgin (video)

So… yeah.  The title is kinda says it all.  Kinda. Read the rest of this entry

"Nothing" by The Script (what in the hell is this song about, anyway?)

nothing-the-scriptMusical Artists: think long and hard before you title a song ‘nothing.’ Make sure that you really, really want ‘nothing’ to be the title of your tune because you’re leaving yourself wide open to all sorts of puns and ridicule just on that one facet alone. Then one hears the lyrics and the real comedy begins. Read the rest of this entry

5 Band Names that are up for grabs!

music-reviewsDoes your band need a name?  Turns out, I’m your guy.  Who knew, right?  Here are a few band names that popped into my head over the last 24 hours.  Take them and do what you will, but most importantly, ROCK ON! Read the rest of this entry

Gangnam Style is not the same thing as Gundam

I’m not too fast on the uptake when it comes to popular culture.  I do OK when it comes to movies, but otherwise, I usually don’t know what everyone is talking about – such was the case with Gangnam Style.  Except I thought I did.

I don’t hear so well – it’s not serious, but I certainly don’t have whatever the equivalent of 20/20 vision is for hearing.  I thought everyone was saying Gundam, which is, apparently, not the same as Gangnam.

gundam

I heard this.

gangnam-gu

You were saying this.

gundam-style

You were referring to this.

I’m caught up now.  But there’s more to be said!

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