Category Archives: creative projects
It’s totally different than coming to the website! Because… I dunno. Non Sequiturs! The website itself could never contain a photo of soy milk with such a prognosticate expiration date!
But, maybe my twitter feed has half as many exclamation points than a post on this site that is the mother ship?
Anyway, consider following me on Twitter and witnessing my ascent to godhood… or imminent death!
Or, more likely, something like, “Did you ever notice that sporks aren’t very good forks? They’re more like pointy spoons.”
Just for giggles, here’s an update on Will Reading – a movie in production by CreativeJamie.com. Read the rest of this entry
As an adult, you have to make decisions, and sometimes, you’re presented with a decision that makes financial sense but requires some additional work on your part. This came to pass when we bought a new car – if we were willing to pony up another two grand, we’d get an armrest, cruise control and floor mats. Since Dr. Girlfriend doesn’t use cruise control and we live in an urban area, cruise control isn’t a big deal for us. A simple Amazon search will show you that great floor mats are available for under a hundred beans, so this quickly became a no brainer. The arm rest was tricky, but I figured something out. I bought an over-sized cup holder from Amazon (that was like five bucks… something like that) and a toy soccer ball from Ikea (I forget… maybe five bucks), dropped about a dollar’s worth of pennies in the cup holder for weight and stuffed the soccer ball on into the cup holder and that’s all there is to it. It’s not perfect, but it’s way better than forking over two grand for an armrest, floor mats and a feature we’re never going to use.
Had enough winter yet? Yeah, I’m kinda done, too. No matter where you live, there’s no escaping the winter of 2014. The snow, ice and frigid temperatures are pounding one and all with reckless abandon. Even the American south isn’t safe and at this point, I’ve reached a point where I don’t have any place left to store the snow. And it just keeps coming. Read the rest of this entry
Yep, that’s just what it is: offensively entertaining. Offentertaining, if you will.
In today’s post, I promise you Star Wars! I promise you smack talk about members of Congress! And most of all, I promise you a discussion the newest word in the dictionary, selfie.
Our new feature explores emails that might have been sent by fictional characters or in fictional universes, etc. You’ll get the idea…
SUBJECT: last night at my house – music!
What up? Thanks for coming by the house last night and meeting the fam! I know it’s all happening kinda fast, but that’s how one does things when one is immortal! Glad nobody ate you! =)
So we didn’t really get a chance to talk about music all that in-depth last night. (Climbing trees is fun!) What are your favorite bands? Songs? Do you like Gaga? (I assume ‘yes’ because of your poker face!)
What instrument do you play? I mean, I just assume you at least attempt to play an instrument because you love music so much… As you know, I play the piano (I’ve had plenty of time to practice!), but I’d love to tickle your ivories! (Get it? Get it? It’s a reference to your teeth because I’m a vampire and… I want to be erotic with your teeth? OK, I’ve lost my train of thought… need more blood… must go hunt…)
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