Author Archives: Jamie Insalaco
What. The. Hell. Happend?
How quickly can the wheels fall off a franchise? Like they say in baseball, “Your team is only as good as your next day’s starting pitcher,” and in the case of Nightmare movies, A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge is the sort of dude who just throws the ball right down the middle at a pedestrian 85 miles per hour and gets annihilated in the first inning. (Baseball, October… synergy!) Read the rest of this entry
I’ve never heard of a movie called Deliver us from Devil. What’s that? A horror movie, no doubt.
I get it now! You folks are clever! See, yeah, I see what you did there! You used the “D” from “Deliver” to make the word “evil” look like “devil” to do a play on the memorable “Deliver us from evil” line from the Lord’s Prayer as a title for your film!
Here’s the best part of this entire situation: Read the rest of this entry
The classic A Nightmare on Elm Street, like many slasher films, was made for just $1.8 million dollars and created a franchise that scared the bejesus out of me as a little kid. Nothing is scarier than Freddy Krueger (the immortal Robert Englund, who I also remember from the original V tv series), the villain who waits to attack you until you’re at your weakest – when you’re asleep! (Spoiler, Freddy invades your dreams and kills you in your sleep. Betcha didn’t know that.) Read the rest of this entry
This counts as not drinking alone. Read the rest of this entry
I know it’s October and Halloween is on everyone’s mind, but jeez, Nissan – pump the proverbial breaks, would ya? Read the rest of this entry
Why does Avatar exist? It’s the most pointless movie ever because it’s really just several flicks that everyone already saw cobbled together but taking place on an alien planet instead of earth. Read the rest of this entry
So… yeah. Wow.
It seems as though Avengers: Age of Ultron is the beginning of the end of the Age of Heroes (or whatever it’s called in the Marvel Movieverse) and the beginning of a Civil War era… at least, it looks like the heroes are fighting amongst themselves in the trailer. Read the rest of this entry