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Amazing Spider-Man Toys look amazingly crappy

I’m no toy export, but these Amazing Spider-Man toys don’t look like much fun – or make any sense, for that matter.amazing-spider-man

I don’t know anything about why action figures look like they do, but Spider-Man looks like he’s taking a spider-crap to me.  Why’d they position him in that awkward sitting posture?  He looks weird as hell… actually, he reminds me of two of my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle figures from when I was a kid:  Shredder and the Foot Soldier.

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What’s with the “I’m taking a dump” posture in action figures. It’s clearly a trend.

I thought a super hero moving his bowels was as bad as it would get, but I think this is worse.

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Why in the hell is Spider-Man a robot that turns into a spider  jet?  I haven’t seen the new movie yet, but just what in the hell is this flick about, anyway?

Oh well.  I don’t collect action figures, so I don’t know what I’m bitching about.

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About Jamie Insalaco

Jamie Insalaco is the author of CreativeJamie.com and BomberBanter.com

Posted on January 9, 2013, in comic book reviews and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

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