Taco Bell retires their Mexican Rice, continues to print dumb shit on their sauce packets
A while back, you may recall that I was sad after Taco Bell discontinued their Fire Roasted sauce. It was my favorite of their condiments and a real loss for the people of earth in general. I still have their Hot sauce, so that’s something, but life will never be the same. Now, in an effort to make each day even more unbearable than the one before it, the folks who encourage us to run for the border have discontinued their Spanish Rice and have left us this pathetic Caucasian substitute.
This new cilantro white rice is some boring ass shit. I know I sound like a ranting old man who rejects change, but fuck that stupid cilantro rice! I don’t want it! They can take this new product and shove it up their Border Bowl!
And, just to rub Cinnamon Twists in the wound, they are still printing dumb shit on the sauce packets. CreativeJamie.com contributor Nurse Becky asked me, “Do yours down there say stupid shit too??” and I must let you know that, yes, double fuckness yes, they most certainly do – both Canada AND the United States must deal with this nonsense. The photo she provided is a fine example.
Still, I can’t be too mad at Taco Bell. They always let me substitute whatever it is they mean by “meat” for beans and they have locations all over the place, so they’ve saved my ass on multiple occasions. We’re just having a spat right now, the Bell and me. It’s not like I’m going to stop going there – I’m just going to curse under my breath a lot as I drive back home.
Posted on December 19, 2012, in observations, vegan stuff and tagged border bowl, cilantro white rice, Cinnamon Twists, fast food, mexican rice, Taco Bell, vegan, vegan food. Bookmark the permalink. 6 Comments.