Random Texts Sent Between Mitt Romney and His Campaign Manager

Politicians must text, right? It’s a standard mode of communication these days and I’d have to imagine it’s an invaluable tool during the constant on the go of a presidential campaign. Here’s what I imagine the texts exchanged between Mitt Romney and his campaign manager look like.

Also, 10 bucks says Mitt uses a Blackberry.

MR: Just saw headline: “Our campaign will not be dictated by fact checkers.” WTF?!? Did you really say that? That makes it sound like we don’t like facts.
CM: Facts will not win you this election. What’s your position on abortion again?
MR: …
CM: Exactly.
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CM: Just saw you on TV make a birther joke. We talked about not saying stuff like that when broadcast grade cameras are rolling!
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CM: Just got off the phone with Paul Ryan – he said yes! So pumped!
MR: Who the hell is PR and said yes about what?
CM: Said yes to VP. He’s the budget guy.
MR: The guy who wants to turn Medicare into a voucher system? Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
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MR: Does Ryan really not know the difference between 2008 and 2009? Or, worse, does he not know the difference betwen GWB and Obama? [this]
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MR: That wasn’t Ryan who said the, “legitimate rape” thing, right?
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MR: I didn’t approve that Clint Eastwood bit, did you?
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