Random Texts Sent Between Mitt Romney and His Campaign Manager


mitt-romneyPoliticians must text, right?  It’s a standard mode of communication these days and I’d have to imagine it’s an invaluable tool during the constant on the go of a presidential campaign.  Here’s what I imagine the texts exchanged between Mitt Romney and his campaign manager look like.

Also, 10 bucks says Mitt uses a Blackberry.

MR:  Just saw headline:  “Our campaign will not be dictated by fact checkers.”  WTF?!?  Did you really say that?  That makes it sound like we don’t like facts.
CM:  Facts will not win you this election.  What’s your position on abortion again?
MR:  …
CM:  Exactly.
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CM:  Just saw you on TV make a birther joke.  We talked about not saying stuff like that when broadcast grade cameras are rolling!
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CM:  Just got off the phone with Paul Ryan – he said yes!  So pumped!
MR:  Who the hell is PR and said yes about what?
CM:  Said yes to VP.  He’s the budget guy.
MR:  The guy who wants to turn Medicare into a voucher system?  Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
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MR:  Does Ryan really not know the difference between 2008 and 2009?  Or, worse, does he not know the difference betwen GWB and Obama? [this]
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MR:  That wasn’t Ryan who said the, “legitimate rape” thing, right?
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MR:  I didn’t approve that Clint Eastwood bit, did you?
——

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MR:  LOL, I’m packing more than THAT!

About Jamie Insalaco

Jamie Insalaco is the author of CreativeJamie.com, BomberBanter.com and editor in chief of ComicBookClog.com

Posted on September 13, 2012, in election 2012, Politics and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

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